Mr. Smarty Pants

Leaks, landfills, and the XXX signature of Monica Lewinsky.

Mr. Smarty Pants gets the lead out.

Times Square, Whiskey, Joan of Arc

Can a chicken be half-chaste? Schlotzky’s Deli knows.

This week’s hot topics: obituary attainment, bodily proportions, laugh tracks, magic numbers, and leaded gasoline

Texhoma’s pointless Dalmations; dancing about economics; and more fun facts.

The poop on Mexico City.

Hot tea in the summer, but beer popsicles anytime!