Mr. Smarty Pants

A smorgasbord of mental morsels on a pretty paper plate.

This’ll put your belfry up to bat, slugger.

Some wild data to enliven your Stone Age bonecage.

Little flecks of factoid flavor for the coded oatmeal of your mind.

The grains of factiod salt on your half-baked pretzel of knowledge.

Dig the groovy threads in this factoid suit, daddio!

More nuggets from information’s mother lode.

The First Rule of Trivia Is: You Gotta Talk About the Trivial.

More off-the-rack trivia in your cerebral boutique.

The farandolae of trivia’s mitochondrion.