Transgender Day of Visibility Picnic & Art Market

We’re a newspaper, so I’m going to hit y’all with some breaking news: I know what the REAL Transgender Agenda is. First, we will be taking over the green space of Grassroots Leadership with blankets and delicious and probably allergy-friendly food. Next, we plan to relax with friends & family while playing lawn games, coloring pictures, blowing bubbles, and listening to live music. Also in this plan, we will be joined by Kind Clinic who’ll fortify our forces with rapid HIV/STI testing and important sexual health info. Ah, but the crown jewel of the transgender plot is the art market! Yes, while you cisgender fools walk about your lives, we will be perusing talented trans artists selling their wares at reasonable prices. Muah-ha-ha-ha: Now, a lovely picnic; tomorrow: We take over the world! – James Scott