1-800-CLOWN-TOWN: PPP

Sending themselves off in typical over-the-top fashion, the regulators of Clown Town’s Meat Department throw an all-pole clown show for their final affair. Featuring 11 performers, a Hot Dog Qween pageant, an immersive clown meat sculpture garden, a raffle with “prizes you won’t want,” and decorations in the “patriotic acid rain bbq decor” fashion.