Round Rock Express Opening Day

Bats will be cracking and Cracker Jacks will be crunched because baby, it’s minor league baseball time once again in Round Rock. Though this writer knows pretty much nothing about baseball, he does consider the all-American pastime of just chilling out with friends and family while watching a sport to be divine. According to the Express’ website, this opener is against their “in-state foe,” the Sugar Land Space Cowboys. After the good ol’ players of Round Rock beat ’em in the grand ball ’n’ bat field, perhaps these Space Cowboys will consider a career change: a joker? A smoker? Maybe even … a midnight toker? – James Scott