Vanessa Gonzalez

Here's a homegrown comic destined for, we're guessing, superstardom. Gonzalez is funny like it's some kinda superpower and everyone in a 10-mile radius is helpless against her laughquake-inducing might. Bonus: The show's opener is Rob Gagnon, and … ah … who knows WTF this suave lunatic will visit upon the Velv crowds tonight?