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We Have Winners! We Have Haiku!

By Kate X Messer, January 9, 2009, 1:15pm, Qmmunity

Well, the clock struck one. We have Sharon Bridgforth Ticket Winners (and a consolation prize winner)!

Our two first place winners, who will receive tickets to tonight's performance of Bridgforth's delta dandi and their winning haiku entries are as follows:

Bring forth our Bridgforth,
unleash the phenomenal.
Guts. Grace. Damn dandi!
– Lois Rodriguez

and

Sharon has no hair.
Bald is now quite beautiful.
Where are my scissors?
– Sherie Railsback

WHOOT! Congratulations, winners! Enjoy the show!

And hey, what is a contest without a consolation prize? Out of the wash of entries, I called this particular haikuer to ask for publishing rights. She will receive a special Gay Place consolation prize in the mail!

vegan as i am
once or thrice i ate fried chick
it was worth the kill.
– Jaclyn Pryor

Thanks, everybody for entering!