Sharon has no hair.
Bald is now quite beautiful.
Where are my scissors? – Sherie Railsback
WHOOT! Congratulations, winners! Enjoy the show!
And hey, what is a contest without a consolation prize? Out of the wash of entries, I called this particular
haikuer to ask for publishing rights. She will receive a special Gay Place consolation prize in the mail!
vegan as i am
once or thrice i ate fried chick
it was worth the kill. – Jaclyn Pryor
Thanks, everybody for entering!
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