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The AggreGAYtor: October 18

By Brandon Watson, October 18, 2012, 11:45am, Qmmunity

Angelina Pivarnick enters the fray, Mario Lopez shares his diet secrets, and Carol Costello schools Bryan Fischer. It's alright 'cause today’s AggreGAYtor is saved by the bell.

• Linda Harvey, mother of the bride of Chucky, explains that Halloween’s demonic origins are the reason for its popularity with queer folk.

• For those of you who like to put faces to names, here’s Linda at a recent rally.

• Jacksonville councilman prays that god will show the “truthes [sic] of his word” after constituent criticizes anti-discrimination vote. The AggreGAYtor is not sure what “truthes” are, but they sound testicular.

• Italian priest Don Mario Bonfanti comes out on Facebook.

• Angelina Pivarnick offers proof that Snookie is the intelligent Jersey Shore cast mate.

• Gelled jack-o'-lantern Chris Barron defends Ann Coulter’s homophobic buffoonery by calling her a “strong ally of gay conservatives.” Sort of like how Destro is a "strong ally" of G.I. Joe.

• Heehee. Snicker snicker.

• RuPaul’s Drag Race photographer Mathu Andersen has apparently entered his Cremaster phase.

• The Knox Trail Boy Scouts in Massachusetts think that the national office is full of it.

• An Atlanta Chick-fil-A franchisee insists that prints ad stating “only a fruitcake wouldn't love our party trays” was not a slur, has trouble explaining "Ronald McDonald is a faggot" ad.

• Speaking of slurs … , A.C. Slater drunkenly tweeted his love for Chick-fil-A while throwing back Bud Ices at the Max. Jessie Spano, making a campaign appearance, just shook her head sadly.

• Continuing out journey through the Twitterverse, isn’t it hilarious that sports fans call Alex Rodriguez "Gay-Rod?"

• There will be no gay marriages at Liberty Ridge Farm.

• The Memphis City Council adds sexual and gender minorities to non-discrimination ordinance.

• Poor Arlene Marks. There she was handing out leaflets when a racist, gay Yeti just went haywire.

• Activists worry that “traditional values” codes approved by UN may excuse human rights violations.

• Effexor “before” shot John Boehner has spent more than $1.5 million cap in defending DOMA.

• Missouri judge hands the Westboro Baptist Church a defeat.

• CNN anchor Carol Costello whomps AFA gremlin Bryan Fischer.

• In other beat down news, Atlanta Waffle House patrons stand up to homophobic patron.

• You know what really sells cell phones? Transphobia, that’s what.

• Sally Kern, the centerfold in Mitt Romney’s Trapper Keeper, will headline conservative rally.

• Marriage equality foes don’t trust the polls.

• Married gay gerbil draws Missouri man’s ire.

• Iowan court official Brigitte Van Nice lives up to her name.

• Dubious.

• TENT offers further details on the transgender discrimination survey they helped sponsor.

LGBTQIA HERSTORY CLUB: HuffPo gets this one right.

BREAKING The 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rules DOMA unconstitutional.