The Austin Chronic: Christmas in Texas

A holiday miracle for the weedless traveler

"..."Those old-fashioned fools think stoners are burning in hell..."

Dec. 22, 2023 Column by Kevin Curtin

The Austin Chronic: Ranking Halloween Candy in the Order I Will Devour Them After a Couple of Bong Rips

A fun-sized dopamine release

"...they promote them as "munchable" if not aimed at stoners?..."

Oct. 27, 2023 Column by Kevin Curtin

Mexico City/Austin Trio Demons My Friends and More Crucial Concerts This Week

Plus the debut of Radio Coffee’s new location and Natalie Jane Hill’s Texas return

"...bandleader's D.C. desert rockers Fellowcraft jammed with Mexico City stoners Qbo, Demons Seem to Gather finds the now-local behavioral..."

Oct. 20, 2023 Music Column by Rachel Rascoe

The Luv Doc: A Five-Second Tree of Life Latte

Not today, Jesus. Not today.

"...than in a marijuana dispensary, because, let's be honest: Stoners get really freaked out by people who move too..."

Aug. 25, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Higher Education: A New Student’s Guide to Cannabis in Austin

The illegal but accessible drug

"...news: Austin is as close to a paradise for stoners as you're gonna get in a red state. Here's..."

Aug. 18, 2023 News Feature by Kevin Curtin

At Austin Sports Bars, Food Is Always a Main Event

Sportsball + elevated Crunchwraps = two great tastes that taste great together

"...on Taco Bell's Crunchwrap Supreme, a treat beloved by stoners, beer drinkers, and game day celebrants alike. Of the..."

Feb. 10, 2023 Food Feature by Taylor Tobin

The Luv Doc: Pot Smokers

What kind of monster doesn't feel a paternal urge to shelter the innocent?

"...you start trying to regulate the behavior of hardcore stoners. One misstep and you might get accused of running..."

July 29, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

Crucial Concerts for the Coming Week

An Antone's anniversary, Lonestar Unleashed, Country Willie Edwards, Rakim, and more recommended shows

"...of their 2006 debut, The Gathering Dark. Austin's anthemic stoners High Desert Queen and punk metal vets Skatenigs top..."

June 24, 2022 Music Column by Raoul Hernandez

Faster Than Sound: Pure X Reconciles With Austin

Local rock group returns after six years, Gold Rush Vinyl checks in, and Threadgill’s closes permanently.

"...mates. It painted the cohabitating buds as lackadaisical, skateboarding stoners...."

April 24, 2020 Music Column by Rachel Rascoe

Terror Fest Review: Panopticon, Alcest

Final day headliners add to the Sunday night storm

"...back inside for a numbing hour with Chicago instro-doom stoners Bongripper. Panopticon finally took the stage after them –..."

June 10, 2019 Music Post by Michael Toland

The Women of Hot Luck Fest Talk Food and Music

15 chefs share kitchen tunes & exclusive bites

"...our community of creatives. It's a perfect pairing: like stoners and snacks. I can't wait to see Christina Tosi..."

May 24, 2019 Food Feature by Jessi Cape

Luv Doc: Deranged Incredulity

Buzzing hard on 20mg of Blue Bell-soaked THC

"...I know, I know ... they probably aren't big stoners, but I bet they really dig brownies – maybe..."

Sept. 7, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Playback: CodeNEXT and the Austin Music Scene

How might the update of Austin’s land development code affect the musical landscape?

"...a guitar and keyboard simultaneously, spent last weekend entertaining stoners at High Times' Cannabis Cup in Santa Rosa, Calif...."

June 8, 2018 Music Column by Kevin Curtin

SXSW Film Review: Most Likely to Murder

Sketch-friendly comedy proves you should never go home

"...and save Kara from a potential killer. Unfortunately, washed-up stoners don’t make the best super sleuths...."

March 13, 2018 SXSW Post by Ashley Moreno

The Luv Doc: Services Rendered

Idle hands are the Devil's playthings

"...Even worse, she might be out trying to score..."

March 9, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Transformers: The Last Knight

Stick meet dead horse

"...out by all the 3-D, which is excellent. Even stoners, however, will stare slack-jawed at the blatant rips from..."

June 23, 2017 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

The 25th Annual Austin Chronicle Short Story Contest

The lowdown on the 2017 submissions, judges, 10 finalists, and the prize-winning stories

"...Annie La Ganga is the author of Stoners and Self-Appointed Saints, A Memoir and creator-performer of the..."

June 9, 2017 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

4/20 Brain Buzzsters

By Park & Homer Puzzles

"...crossword solution. Hide the crossword solution. View the Celebrity Stoners solution. Hide the Celebrity Stoners solution. View the Stone-Doku..."

April 21, 2017 Features Feature

The Luv Doc: Soberingly Preggo

Pot, like most drugs, is pretty fucking wonderful when used recreationally

"...As the baker's dozen of politically active stoners like to say when they're not baked, "Marijuana is..."

April 21, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Levitation Imaginings

Sun., 7:35pm, Elevation Amphitheater

"...on the dub, this is an ideal soundtrack for stoners. The title says it all...."

April 29, 2016 Music Feature by Jay Trachtenberg

The 24th Annual Austin Chronicle Short Story Contest

The lowdown on the 2015 submissions, judges, 10 finalists, and the prize-winning stories

"...Annie La Ganga is the author of Stoners and Self-Appointed Saints, A Memoir and creator-performer of the..."

Feb. 19, 2016 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

Stoners, Killers, and Kissing Miss Piggy

Topher Grace on assassination comedy American Ultra

Aug. 21, 2015 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

SXSW Film Review: Petting Zoo

An unplanned pregnancy throws a teen's life off course

"...single time. Whether it’s the spot-on, nonsensical conversations of stoners sprawled across a living room; the soul-sucking, endless routine..."

March 18, 2015 Screens Post by Josh Kupecki

When the Beat Reporter Packs a Pipe

Rolling Papers looks at how The Denver Post tackled its pot coverage

"...motley crew comprised of Denver's most staunch and studious stoners (as well as a few non toking Post stringers..."

March 13, 2015 Screens Feature by Chase Hoffberger

Unfinished Business

The 23rd annual Austin Chronicle Short Story Contest

"...ANNIE LA GANGA is the author of Stoners and Self-Appointed Saints, A Memoir and creator-performer of four..."

Feb. 27, 2015 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

The AggreGAYtor: September 15

What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.

"...Gay stoners roll forward, Facebook shows Sister Roma the door, and..."

Sept. 16, 2014 Qmmunity Post by David Estlund

DVD Watch: 'Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie'

The TV show that spoofed cinema, then became a movie, comes home

"...For college kids, genre fans and stoners of a certain era, this was one of the..."

Sept. 3, 2013 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

The Smurfs 2

The Smurfs invade Paris. (Must've heard Jerry Lewis is a god there.)

"...would-be Smurfs who dress like hipsters and talk like stoners. (Yes, we’ve come a long way from Belgian comics..."

Aug. 2, 2013 Movie Review by Steve Davis

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Again – Tonight

Jason Mewes on the duo's 'Super Groovy Cartoon Movie'

"...of films about life in stoned suburbia, playing streetwise stoners Jay and Silent Bob in Smith’s Clerks before winding..."

July 25, 2013 Screens Post by Chase Hoffberger

UTSA Looms as Texas State’s New Rival

Hide the orange paint immediately and warn the horses

"...Conference USA and the Bobcat’s future conference foe the stoners of North Texas may have to step up instead..."

Nov. 21, 2012 Sports Post by Joe O'Connell

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