Love

Gaspar Noé does the impossible: He gives us a boring, 3-D sex odyssey

"...chill," or "I wanna make movies out of blood, sperm, and tears," you have to own that shit. Regrettably,..."

Nov. 13, 2015 Movie Review by Josh Kupecki

Grandma

Lily Tomlin leads a dynamic cast down roads less traveled

"...that she conceived Sage through the services of a sperm donor. Yet, Grandma is not an abortion drama, intergenerational..."

Sept. 11, 2015 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

"...penises into their own heads to inject themselves with sperm and reproduce when there are no mates around...."

July 17, 2015 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Ted 2

Mark Wahlberg and the irrepressible Seth MacFarlane return for a sequel

"...– and the court system. Attempts at getting a sperm donor raise certain governmental red flags, and Ted is..."

June 26, 2015 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

SXSW Film Review: Animated Shorts

Hertzfeldt and Pixar triumph over smaller successes

"...ecosystem, reminiscent of Fantastic Planet but draped in juvenile sperm humor...."

March 20, 2015 SXSW Post by Richard Whittaker

The Good Eye: On Productivity and Reproductivity

You could pick this column up and read it right now or ...

"...cancer in his 20s with plenty of functional, good-taste-in-music-having sperm...."

Nov. 21, 2014 Column by Amy Gentry

DVDanger: Of Flesh, Blood and Boners

"The Final Member" gets phallic, plus "Dracula" and "Ravenous" bite

"...the museum, pointing out the massive girth of a sperm whale member, or the dual penises of an American..."

June 17, 2014 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

The Luv Doc: Dumpster Bonin'

Wherein the Luv Doc plays the uncomfortable role of the skeptic

"...I have to admit, however, that the skeptic in..."

June 6, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

Chinese Puzzle

A large extended family becomes the natural, yet sometimes awkward outgrowth of modern-day relationships In this romantic piece from France.

"...have two young children, but he is also the sperm donor for a lesbian couple: his best friend Isabelle..."

May 30, 2014 Movie Review by Louis Black

The Luv Doc: Mortification

A sobering advertisement for birth control

"...Anyway, my mom’s choice of color for her polyester..."

May 30, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

Havana-Inspired Bar Created Pleasant Soft Opening

Pre-opening night fun included ceviche bar and communal punch

"...and ambergris, an ingredient found in the belly of Sperm whales...."

April 25, 2014 Food Post by Gracie Salem

Death Watch: Reed Appeal Rejected at 5th Circuit

Lawyers consider next move

"...failure to effectively challenge the "temporal" link between the sperm found in Stites and her time of death. At..."

Jan. 17, 2014 News Feature by Jordan Smith

Death Watch

Two death row cases go before courts

"...to have happened contemporaneous to the murder because Reed’s sperm would not have been found in Stites’ body if..."

Dec. 11, 2013 News Post by Jordan Smith

Delivery Man

Vince Vaughn stars in this remake of a sweet Canadian film about a prolific sperm donor whose contributions catch up with him 20 years later.

"...the father of 533 children due to his frequent sperm donations to an administratively compromised fertility clinic 20 years..."

Nov. 22, 2013 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Fun Fun Fun Fest Live Shot: Sarah Silverman

Giving voice to the most vile thoughts

"...also got plenty of play. She referenced research that sperm may “smell” their way toward the egg as rationale..."

Nov. 11, 2013 Arts Post by Greg Beets

Starbuck

A sperm donor learns 20 years after the fact that he is the father of 533 children in this mild, French-Canadian comedy.

"...of one man who earned cash by making 693 sperm donations to a fertility clinic in the late Eighties,..."

April 19, 2013 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

The 2013 Cohen New Works Festival

If you can count on one thing in this biennial binge of student-generated works, it's that you'll be surprised

"...have been the look at sexual identity featuring puppet sperm and eggs. Or there were those two boy penguins..."

March 22, 2013 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

Playback: Pastures of Plenty

Q: Ships and vans share what in common? A: Hazardous waste.

"...with the touring lineup, but since I was barely sperm when some of Black Eyed Vermillion began their music..."

Feb. 22, 2013 Music Column by Kevin Curtin

The AggreGAYtor: January 10

Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news

"...• NOM’s Jennifer Roback Morse thinks all the sperm being sold on Craigslist is criminal. Messy...."

Jan. 10, 2013 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

The AggreGAYtor: January 2

Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news

"...vagina, are trying to solicit child support from a sperm donor to avoid acknowledging lesbian co-parents...."

Jan. 2, 2013 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

The AggreGAYtor: November 12

Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news

"...wouldn't it have been more fun if he said "sperm burper?" No?..."

Nov. 12, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

The AggreGAYtor: October 29

Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news

"...• British gay sperm donor is ordered to pay child support for thirteen..."

Oct. 29, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

The View From Death Row

Next week's scheduled execution, plus the latest on the Rodney Reed case

"...then-Travis County Medical Exam­in­er Roberto Bayardo testified that the sperm found in Stites were intact, meaning she had sex..."

Oct. 5, 2012 News Feature by Jordan Smith

The AggreGAYtor: August 27

Your daily dose of LGBTQ news

"...• The FDA bans anonymous gay sperm donors...."

Aug. 27, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

Medical Examiner: Testimony Misconstrued in Rodney Reed Case

Explosive information filed in federal court

"...been raped both vaginally and anally, that he found sperm heads in her anus, and that the semen had..."

Aug. 14, 2012 News Post by Jordan Smith

Judge Recommends Rejecting Rodney Reed Appeal

Magistrate judge contends that DNA proves Reed's guilt

"...Reed. "If Reed has no innocent explanation for the sperm found in ... Stites' vagina being his, then the..."

June 29, 2012 News Feature by Jordan Smith

The Luv Doc: Abortion is a Sticky Wicket

Nature doesn’t provide any clear cues for difficult moral questions.

"...eh? Or, she might even be one of those every-sperm-is-sacred Catholics who portray masturbation and birth control as mini-holocausts...."

May 25, 2012 Column by The Luv Doc

Pressing the Flesh

The world's leading adult toy manufacturer for men wants to take the stigma out of sex

"...A prototype of a clinical Fleshlight for use in sperm banks. A celebration every time a movie or TV..."

May 11, 2012 Screens Feature by Dan Solomon

Vicky Donor

Bollywood actor John Abraham steps into the role of producer for this Indian comedy about a prolific sperm donor.

"...producer for this well-reviewed Indian comedy about a prolific sperm donor...."

April 27, 2012 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

The Babymakers

'The Babymakers'

"...fluids, especially during the third-act caper to rob a sperm bank, which goes sliding – quite literally for Heffernan..."

March 16, 2012 Screens Feature by Robert Faires

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