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Havana-Inspired Bar Created Pleasant Soft Opening
Pre-opening night fun included ceviche bar and communal punch
"...and ambergris, an ingredient found in the belly of Sperm whales...."

April 25, 2014 Food Post by Gracie Salem

Fun Fun Fun Fest Live Shot: Sarah Silverman
Giving voice to the most vile thoughts
"...also got plenty of play. She referenced research that sperm may “smell” their way toward the egg as rationale..."

Nov. 11, 2013 Arts Post by Greg Beets

The 2013 Cohen New Works Festival
If you can count on one thing in this biennial binge of student-generated works, it's that you'll be surprised
"...have been the look at sexual identity featuring puppet sperm and eggs. Or there were those two boy penguins..."

March 22, 2013 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

Playback: Pastures of Plenty
Q: Ships and vans share what in common? A: Hazardous waste.
"...with the touring lineup, but since I was barely sperm when some of Black Eyed Vermillion began their music..."

Feb. 22, 2013 Music Column by Kevin Curtin

The AggreGAYtor: January 10
Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news
"...• NOM’s Jennifer Roback Morse thinks all the sperm being sold on Craigslist is criminal. Messy...."

Jan. 10, 2013 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

The AggreGAYtor: November 12
Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news
"...wouldn't it have been more fun if he said "sperm burper?" No?..."

Nov. 12, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

Judge Recommends Rejecting Rodney Reed Appeal
Magistrate judge contends that DNA proves Reed's guilt
"...Reed. "If Reed has no innocent explanation for the sperm found in ... Stites' vagina being his, then the..."

June 29, 2012 News Feature by Jordan Smith

The Luv Doc: Abortion is a Sticky Wicket
Nature doesn’t provide any clear cues for difficult moral questions.
" Or, she might even be one of those every-sperm-is-sacred Catholics who portray masturbation and birth control as mini-holocausts...."

May 25, 2012 Column by The Luv Doc

Pressing the Flesh
The world's leading adult toy manufacturer for men wants to take the stigma out of sex
"...A prototype of a clinical Fleshlight for use in sperm banks. A celebration every time a movie or TV..."

May 11, 2012 Screens Feature by Dan Solomon

The Babymakers
'The Babymakers'
"...fluids, especially during the third-act caper to rob a sperm bank, which goes sliding – quite literally for Heffernan..."

March 16, 2012 Screens Feature by Robert Faires

Gov. Perry's 'Emergency'
"...speak or vote on this: Mandatory vasectomy for the sperm provider of the probed zygote!..."

Feb. 17, 2012 Postmarks

Jump, Jive, and More
SXSW Film announces its feature lineup
"...about his spiritual guru father, Decoding Deepak; Jay Chandrasekhar's sperm-bank-heist comedy The Babymakers; and the U.S. premiere of the..."

Feb. 3, 2012 Screens Feature by Kimberley Jones

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
"...Space) to bring mad life to his massive mutant sperm...."

Dec. 23, 2011 Screens Review by Richard Whittaker

The Hightower Report
Missoula Speaks!
" birth but at the very instant that a sperm meets an egg. However, extending full personhood to two-cell..."

Dec. 9, 2011 News Column by Jim Hightower

Team Risk
UT students create a safe place for their classmates to make daring new stage work
"..."essentially the story of conception but told from the sperm's point of view," she says. The application described it..."

March 25, 2011 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

Hunter Gatherers
Modern couples revert to savagery in a savagely funny diorama come to life
"...Wanna-Have-a-Baby Fever, who's married to the repressed, fussy, and sperm-negative medical doctor Tom (Brad Price)...."

Nov. 5, 2010 Arts Review by Wayne Alan Brenner

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Mick Jagger on DiCaprio's vuvuzela playing, virginity, and more
"...Every year, sperm whale poop indirectly removes from the atmosphere an amount..."

July 16, 2010 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

SXSW Film Reviews
"...who came from an expensive surrogate. Now eggs and sperm travel across continents to unite before being shipped to..."

March 19, 2010 Screens Feature by Anne Harris

A Brief Narrative of an Extraordinary Birth of Rabbits
This fantastical show, like a circus, delivers one engaging act after another
"...younger sister, Mare, into conceiving using her husband Joe's sperm. And that's not even mentioning the rabbits...."

March 5, 2010 Arts Review by Avimaan Syam

The General Specific
AFS Essential Cinema: Love on the Largest Continent: Ten Asian Films
" a pile of Chinese nudie magazines in the sperm donation center: a familiar sight made culturally specific...."

May 29, 2009 Screens Feature by Marjorie Baumgarten

Just Watch the Livestock
Texas schools' sex ed favors 'don't ask, don't tell ... and keep 'em ignorant'
" utter falsehood: "If a woman is dry, the sperm will die. If a woman is wet, a baby..."

March 20, 2009 News Feature by Jordan Smith

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Whale puke, George Costanza, coffee – the miracle drug, and more
"...Solidified sperm whale puke is worth a lot. Also known as..."

May 16, 2008 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

A Little Poison With Your Plastic?
Polycarbonate plastic bottles pulled from shelves over health concerns
"...carry greater risks of uterine fibroids, breast cancer, decreased sperm counts, and prostate cancer. "Recognizing the lack of data..."

May 16, 2008 News Feature by Daniel Mottola

A Whale of a Tale Goes 21st Century
The Fuse Box Festival hosts a Herman Melville Hoot Nite
"...decide to adapt a literary epic about a massive sperm whale, then there's really no question as to size:..."

April 25, 2008 Screens Feature by Kimberley Jones

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Tampons soaked in vodka before entry, sperm released on command by the angler fish, and more
" bite. Females chemically command the males to release sperm. One female angler was found with 11 males attached..."

Feb. 22, 2008 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Gallo Humor
His actions and words toe so close to ludicrous, one hopes that Vincent Gallo as we know him – wildly talented, largely objectionable – is all some kind of performance art piece à la Andy Kaufman.
"...spitball at a national monument) or offered up his sperm on the Internet for a cool million. "Extremely dark..."

Nov. 29, 2007 Screens Post by Kimberley Jones

Letters @ 3AM
I'd never met anyone so different in private from what Norman Mailer appeared to be in public
"...literary equivalent, some greenish substance, part pus and part sperm, that would surely flow all over the stage if..."

Nov. 23, 2007 Column by Michael Ventura

On the Lege
Tired arguments and middle-aged men set anti-woman agenda
" define "life" as the magical moment at which sperm meets egg. This year, that definition has found its..."

April 20, 2007 News Column by Jordan Smith

A Modest ProCHOsal
Mary and Heather are gonna have a baby. Next month.
"...the mind can plant seeds as effectively as any sperm-bearing organism can, and I have already done my part..."

April 5, 2007 Qmmunity Post by Kate X Messer

Daily reviews and interviews
"...she muses, "I had to frickin' pay for the sperm." Martina, a vivacious teacher, longs for a child of..."

March 16, 2007 Screens Feature by Marrit Ingman

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