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Gaspar Noé does the impossible: He gives us a boring, 3-D sex odyssey
"...chill," or "I wanna make movies out of blood, sperm, and tears," you have to own that shit. Regrettably,..."

Nov. 13, 2015 Movie Review by Josh Kupecki

Lily Tomlin leads a dynamic cast down roads less traveled
"...that she conceived Sage through the services of a sperm donor. Yet, Grandma is not an abortion drama, intergenerational..."

Sept. 11, 2015 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Ted 2
Mark Wahlberg and the irrepressible Seth MacFarlane return for a sequel
"...– and the court system. Attempts at getting a sperm donor raise certain governmental red flags, and Ted is..."

June 26, 2015 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

The AggreGAYtor: January 2
Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news
"...vagina, are trying to solicit child support from a sperm donor to avoid acknowledging lesbian co-parents...."

Jan. 2, 2013 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

The AggreGAYtor: October 29
Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news
"...• British gay sperm donor is ordered to pay child support for thirteen..."

Oct. 29, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

The AggreGAYtor: August 27
Your daily dose of LGBTQ news
"...• The FDA bans anonymous gay sperm donors...."

Aug. 27, 2012 Qmmunity Post by Brandon Watson

SXSW 2012 Film Lineup Announced
'21 Jump Street' selected as Centerpiece Film
" impregnate his wife, Tommy and friends rob a sperm bank - to get Tommy's long-ago donated sperm back...."

Feb. 1, 2012 Screens Post by Kimberley Jones

The Kids Are All Right
A grin-cracking great portrait of a modern American family in minor and major crises.
"...when Joni and, in particular, Laser seek out the sperm donor who is, genetically speaking, their "real" father. As..."

July 23, 2010 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

When Good Things Happen to Bad Bills – and Vice Versa
Bad bills fly, while good bills die
"..."life" begins at fertilization – "THE POINT WHERE THE SPERM AND EGG UNITE" – they might reconsider taking the..."

May 22, 2009 News Column by the News Staff

The Less You Know, Part One
Leading news outlet can't tell difference between before and after, defies science
"...zygote viability (as the article puts it, "While men's sperm determine a baby's gender, it could be that certain..."

April 23, 2008 News Post by Richard Whittaker

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Folk-rock grudge match and the unmanning of men
"...laborers. Attempts to inseminate women with monkey or ape sperm and female chimpanzees with human sperm failed...."

Dec. 22, 2006 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
Peppermint Patty's broken home, and the sperm vs. hair debate rages on
"...right hand.British actor Rupert Everett has admitted to being sperm-free as a result of being on baldness medication. He..."

Nov. 10, 2006 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

To Your Health
What new discoveries are there in regards to vitamin B-12?
", studies suggest that vitamin B-12 supplements may improve sperm counts and sperm mobility...."

Dec. 17, 2004 Column by James Heffley, Ph.D.

An Immense World of Delight
It used to be a commonplace of moralists that man was the only creature in the animal kingdom to slaughter his own kind. But as Chronicle writer Roger Gathman points out, kind is slaughtered by kind routinely among ants, salamanders, and, as any child can tell you, guppies. The golden rule, in nature, is not "do unto others" -- it is "why waste the protein?"
", as much energy as is used by the sperm whale. The sperm whale weighs about 40 tons. Americans..."

June 30, 2000 Books Feature by Roger Gathman

Qmmunity: An Ode to Erica Nix & Transform
Plus queerish comedy and drag deities to tide you over
"...LGBTQ+ Paths to Pregnancy A doctor, midwife, lawyer, and sperm bank rep walk into a church to educate queers..."

March 22, 2019 Column by Sarah Marloff

Don't Even Get Me Started
"...guy that masturbates and force them to bury their sperm, poor little babies? What can I do besides fume..."

Jan. 31, 2019 Postmarks

aGLIFF Review: Anchor and Hope
Sperm donor comedy is more charming than that description implies
"...couple want to have a child and need a sperm donor for that essential step. They could go to..."

Sept. 10, 2018 Screens Post by Josh Kupecki

AGLIFF Closing With Mapplethorpe
Festival adds major bio-pic, plus complete line-up
"...mothers. One night, they go out looking for a sperm donor and choose a stranger to conceive their child..."

July 26, 2018 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Wes Anderson Brings Isle of Dogs to SXSW
Plus Midnighters bring the gore, and Alita party
"...ill brother. He agrees to let her use his sperm for future use with a partner if she comes..."

Feb. 7, 2018 SXSW Post by Richard Whittaker

AFF Interview: Here We Are
Director David Bellarosa on Austin as the velvet coffin
"...a boomtown: student debt, career rejection, selling blood and sperm, doing "foot stuff" for cash. [inset-1-right]..."

Oct. 27, 2017 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
" Like the ancient Greeks, Leonardo da Vinci believed sperm was a drop of liquid from the male brain..."

July 21, 2017 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Dear Glutton: Dining With Newborns
Do babies belong in nice restaurants?
"...adults (or one considerable and reasonable adult and their sperm donor/adoption agency/intergalactic forces who sent the baby to them..."

April 14, 2017 Food Column by Emily Beyda

The Luv Doc: Willing
Western Europeans through most of the last few thousand years haven't been very enthusiastic bathers
"...for sharing diseases, vermin, and an occasional payload of sperm. It's no wonder that Western patriarchal society didn't embrace..."

Feb. 17, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: PDA
Baby Goose and Riri not included
"...You're right. There has to be a line somewhere..."

May 13, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows
"...penises into their own heads to inject themselves with sperm and reproduce when there are no mates around...."

July 17, 2015 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

SXSW Film Review: Animated Shorts
Hertzfeldt and Pixar triumph over smaller successes
"...ecosystem, reminiscent of Fantastic Planet but draped in juvenile sperm humor...."

March 20, 2015 SXSW Post by Richard Whittaker

The Good Eye: On Productivity and Reproductivity
You could pick this column up and read it right now or ...
"...cancer in his 20s with plenty of functional, good-taste-in-music-having sperm...."

Nov. 21, 2014 Column by Amy Gentry

DVDanger: Of Flesh, Blood and Boners
"The Final Member" gets phallic, plus "Dracula" and "Ravenous" bite
"...the museum, pointing out the massive girth of a sperm whale member, or the dual penises of an American..."

June 17, 2014 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

The Luv Doc: Dumpster Bonin'
Wherein the Luv Doc plays the uncomfortable role of the skeptic
"...I have to admit, however, that the skeptic in..."

June 6, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Mortification
A sobering advertisement for birth control
"...Anyway, my mom’s choice of color for her polyester..."

May 30, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

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