Don't Drug Test Students

"...think that by subjecting our students to random drug testing we will eradicate drug use? What we will do..."

Oct. 20, 2003 Postmarks

Too Hot for Drug Tests

One man's DIY method to pass a pee test works … 'til it doesn't

"...the probation system and that I spent my mid-20s testing pharmaceuticals for money, I've taken more piss tests than..."

April 20, 2018 Features Feature by Kevin Curtin

Best THC Detox Methods To Get Weed Out of Your System

Worried about THC Levels in your body? Here are 7 detox ways you can try.

"...dream firm but they are asking for marijuana drug test results for pre-employment procedures?..."

June 17, 2021 Events Post

After A Fashion

Your Style Avatar repents for earlier anti-Renée Zellwegging, peanut butter, chocolate, and pee-pee

"...PEE TEST The SXSW news story heard round the world..."

March 18, 2011 Column by Stephen MacMillan Moser

Kabluey

Oddball tale of a directionless young man who moves in with his sister-in-law, whose husband is in Iraq with his National Guard unit, is quirky but unaffecting.

"...Conchata Ferrell and Angela Sarafyan. Consider Kabluey a litmus test to administer to your friends and family members, a..."

July 25, 2008 Movie Review by Josh Rosenblatt

Point Austin: We Want Your Urine

Rick Perry's latest bright idea is pissing on Texas

"...Sen. Jane Nelson, R-Flower Mound, that would mandate drug testing for "welfare" recipients (i.e., those who receive Texas' piddling..."

Nov. 23, 2012 News Column by Michael King

Chapter 2: Biweekly and Proud

September 1982-August 1988

"...a pinch, manning the phones during promotional giveaways and contests, slapping mail labels on the subscription list while answering..."

Sept. 7, 2001 Features Feature

SXSW Film Announces Features Lineup

Competitive narratives and docs unveiled, plus more

"...After January's sneak peek of a half-dozen titles, SXSW Film has finally drawn..."

Feb. 2, 2016 Screens Post by Josh Kupecki

Leininger Unplugged

Bad management and drug tests lead to txn's demise.

"...a statewide TV and radio network is expensive. Drug tests are cheap. And those tests appear to have been..."

July 14, 2000 News Feature by Robert Bryce

Ring in the HollyDaze

Holiday Movie Previews

"...of "switch the calendar." New strategies are constantly being tested. Each successive weekend since Ransom opened on November 8..."

Nov. 29, 1996 Screens Feature by Marjorie Baumgarten

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Our readers talk back.

"...politics of negotiation ... is actually the founding fathers' greatest triumph." Unfortunately, these statements precisely contradict each other. We..."

Oct. 24, 2003 Column

Other Worlds Boards the Flight of the Navigator

Beloved '80s sci fi adventure picked as Defender of the Universe

"...whom Kleiser would g on to make Big Top Pee Wee two years later)...."

Dec. 1, 2021 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

The Most Memorable Moments of Saturday’s ACL Fest

Billie Eilish, Jack Harlow, Mongolian metal, Doja Cat, Dayglow, & more

"...in red, began anxiously concerned that she had to pee, ate too much chicken for breakfast, and wanted a..."

Oct. 3, 2021 Music Post by Kevin Curtin

Faster Than Sound: The Fall Music We Always Talked About

Music columnist returns to two major venues and a new one

"...Commission under slippery protocol: Concerts require recent negative COVID-19 tests across the board and accept vaccination proof as an..."

Sept. 24, 2021 Music Column by Rachel Rascoe

SXSW Eco: A Better Milk When You Mind Your Peas

Sustainability + alternative milk = two peas in a pod

"...An informal taste test by three frequent consumers of nondairy milk yielded a..."

Oct. 7, 2016 News Feature by Robyn Ross

The Road to Urinetown

Composer Mark Hollmann on the show's creation and success

"...material, I wrote the song "It's a Privilege to Pee" and played it for Greg. He loved it immediately,..."

Aug. 30, 2014 Arts Post by Robert Faires

Gay Place

This week it's all about the Tops and the Bottoms, loves. How do you like your 2013?

"...3) CALIFORNIA Trans students can pee in peace...."

Jan. 3, 2014 Column by Kate X Messer

Game On Austin

November 21, 2013. 15 photos.

"...collective Juegos Rancheros. (That's right, it says "New Action: Pee!" on the screen.)..."

Nov. 22, 2013 Photo Gallery

Point Austin: It's About Community

Health care a matter of equity and common humanity

"...cannibalized the first release to make himself sound like Pee-wee Herman after a pratfall: "I meant to do that."..."

July 6, 2012 News Column by Michael King

Double Plus Ungood

Dewhurst wants credit for cuts, gets points for illogical thinking

"...on the carpet AND the house smells of dog pee? Who's a good puppy?"..."

May 5, 2011 News Post by Richard Whittaker

The Hightower Report

Where There's Smoke, There's Firing; and Plenty of American Jobs

"...Marlboro moment last night as you walked home? Urine tests. Excuse me, but tobacco is legal. Yet employers are..."

March 18, 2011 News Column by Jim Hightower

Luv Doc Recommends: Next Up: U18 Showcase

Threadgill's World HQ -, Saturday, May 2, 2009

"...as a "miracle" – at least until the paternity test comes back – and it is, really. Who could..."

May 1, 2009 Column by The Luv Doc

SXSW Film

Daily reviews and interviews

"...with remarkable candor, the film follows the "emotional endurance test" of donor selection, shots, symptoms, and side effects, pee..."

March 16, 2007 Screens Feature by Marrit Ingman

The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades

Timbuk 3's Barbara Kooyman looks to a brighter future with Texamericana.org

"...the Class. I remember watching Chris Farley taking a pee on the side of the road to it, Christian..."

Feb. 23, 2007 Music Feature by Margaret Moser

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Our readers talk back.

"...neuter my dog, will he/she still be able to pee?" to "my dad won't get Spot fixed because he..."

Dec. 2, 2005 Column

AppleSauce

Second place, the 13th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest

"...her feet while she squatted on the toilet to pee. Since she'd begun to show, nighttime had become her..."

Feb. 18, 2005 Books Feature by Jason Scott Katz

Letters at 3AM

It takes fierceness to grow old well

"...rest of your life is about saying goodbye. Your greatest work may yet be demanded of you (though odds..."

June 25, 2004 Column by Michael Ventura

As Much Magic as Fact

In the month since the much-hyped publication of Stephen Harrigan's historical novel The Gates of the Alamo, a visible restructuring of the public notion of the fort has seized the imagination of Texas. Chronicle writer David Garza explains why.

"...came in the form of a supporting role in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, seems newly polished and far more provocative..."

March 24, 2000 Books Feature by David Garza

Live at Liberty Lunch

The Neville Brothers

"..."The Penguin." Ernie "Murphy" Durawa was on drums, and Speedy Sparks had a night off from working the door..."

July 23, 1999 Music Feature

Coach's Corner

"...coach could so stubbornly ignore what even the greenest Pee-Wee coach understands -- which is, you gotta stop the..."

Sept. 25, 1998 Column by Andy "Coach" Cotton

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