The Lady and the Duke

"...trundles along at roughly the speed of a grounded manatee. It's slower than syrup in Siberia and filled with..."

June 28, 2002 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

The Lifestyle: Group Sex in the Suburbs

"...with more wrinkles and baleful gazes than a dead manatee. As the brisket appetizers remain uneaten on the buffet..."

Dec. 29, 2000 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Public Notice

Who Will Fill These Shoes?

"...bounding out on Easter morning to discover a friendly Manatee in his or her basket! Save the Manatee Club..."

April 3, 1998 Column by Kate X Messer

Manatee

Music Showcase

"...ManateeBack Room, Wednesday, March 12 The dank confines of the..."

March 14, 2003 Music Review by David Lynch

Manatee

SXSW records

"...ManateeMusic Is Useless Imagine if Jets to Brazil listened to..."

March 7, 2003 Music Review by Christopher Gray

The Luv Doc: Pandemic Blues

Being broken up with is hard.

"...guy work up an interspecies chub for an endangered manatee? Who knows? Maybe he could have prevented "Trump" from..."

Jan. 29, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

Gift Guide: Pet Edition

Don't forget about the furry friends this holiday season

"...also more specialized organizations, such as the Save the Manatee Club, if you're looking to donate to a specific..."

Dec. 7, 2012 News Post by Monica Riese

Luv Doc Recommends: Apocalypse Wow!

The Compound, Saturday, October 11, 2008

"...at least the scenes where he wasn't using a manatee as Brando's body double). Really, when you're paying a..."

Oct. 10, 2008 Column by The Luv Doc

Doom

Doom is not so much a film as a marketing tie-in, albeit one with some exceptional production values.

"...one downright vile imp that looks like an albino manatee crossed with an In-Sink-Erator. (Finally, I know what my..."

Oct. 21, 2005 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Public Notice

"...to the elephant and often called "sea cow," the manatee is a gorgeous flubbery creature which resides in shallow..."

Dec. 5, 1997 Column by Kate X Messer

The Luv Doc: Bad Haircut

Men are really sensitive about women’s hair

"...and it looks like some sort of long-nosed inland manatee. Even at 80, women are still paying money to..."

June 24, 2022 Column by The Luv Doc

Day Trips: SHSU Natural Science and Art Research Center, Huntsville

The bug stops here

"...with extraordinary things, from the ancient jawbone of a manatee found along the Texas coast to fish in jars..."

Oct. 23, 2020 Column by Gerald E. McLeod

SXSW Releases First Wave of 2018 Performers

Marlon Williams, Jay Park, Shamir, and 204 more

"...Manatee Commune (Seattle, WA.)..."

Oct. 11, 2017 Music Post by Kevin Curtin

Animal Kingdom

"...Manatee CommuneThu. 16, the Iron Bear, 9pm Seattle classical violist..."

March 17, 2017 Music Feature by Thomas Fawcett

SXSW Music List No. 3

Dead Meadow, Sad13, Cindy Wilson, Lizzo, Boogarins, and 494 others

"...Manatee Commune (Seattle, WA.)..."

Jan. 10, 2017 Music Post by Kevin Curtin

'Pet Sounds'

Charles Long's menagerie of blobby sculptures beg to be touched, and coo approvingly when they are

"...large, curiously shaped, crayon-bright lumps. One suggests a purple manatee, another an ashen snowman in mid-melt. There's what looks..."

Jan. 17, 2014 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

Redacted, Then Redressed

AFS Essential Cinema spotlights once-banned films

"...in any era, and now it's like watching a manatee mate with a Topshop mannequin. But what still sears..."

Aug. 30, 2013 Screens Feature by Kimberley Jones

Gay Place: Thanks, Part 1

AGLCC elections, Queer Life drawing, Party Shame fill your LGBTQ bill

"...SWEET TEA AND THE HEADBAND, TOTAL UNI­CORN, LUNA TART, MANATEE MAN What an incredibly fracktabulous lineup. MC Sweet Tea..."

Nov. 16, 2012 Column by Kate X Messer

The Luv Doc: A Decline in Desirability

Maybe you should stop buying your trail mix at Whole Foods

"...you sexually. It might involve a blowtorch and a manatee, but it might also be something really simple that..."

Oct. 26, 2012 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc Recommends: That Takes the Cake! Sugar Art Show & Cake Competition: Caked Crusaders

North Austin Event Center, Saturday, February 26, 2011

"...had to endure an endless parade of slack-jawed suburban manatees and their snot-nosed, cotton-candy-sticky-fingered rug rats every day, you'd..."

Feb. 25, 2011 Column by The Luv Doc

Res Publica

Citizen's calendar, Dec. 18-25

"...ADOPT A MANATEE FOR THE HOLIDAYS or give one as a gift...."

Dec. 19, 2008 News Feature

Everyone's Nancy Grace Now

Now the Anna Nicole Smith circus is winding down, what will the media do with its time?

"...TV news channel felt it had to carry the Manatee County Sheriff Office's press conference about it live? Could..."

Feb. 23, 2007 News Post by Richard Whittaker

Ross Johnson, Shit Rocker

Keeping it sleazy with Ross Johnson

"...at myself in the mirror and think, 'Man or manatee?'" Ross Johnson is one self-deprecating bastard. He's just gotten..."

Feb. 15, 2007 Music Post by Audra Schroeder

Misty's Pulley

Honorable mention, the 13th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest

"...he were paddling upright through the field. A pony-tailed manatee, I thought, complete with the socket wrenches...."

Feb. 18, 2005 Books Feature by Gerry Cullen

Enfants Terribles

Cruiserweight, armed and ready

"...the close-knit circle of bands – Schatzi, the Cutaway, Manatee (now Cassette), the soon-to-disband Dynamite Boy – they often..."

Feb. 18, 2005 Music Feature by Christopher Gray

Day Trips

Join Capt. Day Trips on a one-hour dolphin tour

"...species of whales and dolphins. There was recently a manatee sighting in the Mustang Island area. Most of the..."

Oct. 22, 2004 Column by Gerald E. McLeod

SXSW Picks & Sleepers

Blurbing SXSW 04 music – Wednesday only

"...expansive, marine-based mythology through songs like "Tuna Stalker" and "Manatee." – Greg Beets..."

March 12, 2004 Music Feature

Ether Ore

Ether Ore

"...albums, Spirit They're Gone, Spirit They've Vanished and Danse Manatee (Fat Cat), reissued as a 2-CD set stuck in..."

Oct. 24, 2003 Music Review by Michael Chamy

TCB

Austin from A to Z

"...Ray Flowers; clients include alt-rockers The Action Is and Manatee. Latest project is Moodswing, pop thrush Kacy Crowley's first..."

July 18, 2003 Music Column by Christopher Gray

Critics Poll

"...Langer: Manatee..."

Jan. 3, 2003 Music Feature

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