Book Tour Confidential

"...however, the taller of the women let courtesy drop. "Fuck! Fuck shit! Fuck you!" she yelled, turning her head..."

May 21, 1999 Books Feature by Carol Dawson

Living in a Dream

Too Many Ways to Fall

"...is. I've been around this. When it burns, it's fucking heroin." Then, Charlie's like, "What the fuck is that..."

May 14, 1999 Music Feature by Andy Langer

Jesus Gonna Be Here

Johnny Toxic

"...Toxic onstage to sing something called "Drink Beer and Fuck." Although Whett demonstrated only limited singing ability, she did..."

March 26, 1999 Music Feature

Why Wall Street Is Betting on Austin's Multimedia That Magic Touch

"...want to talk to 14-year-olds who want to yell 'fuck, fuck, fuck' under the cloak of anonymity because they're..."

March 5, 1999 Screens Feature by Louisa C. Brinsmade

Texas Platters

"...The Assholes Say: Fuck You! (Southern Love)..."

June 5, 1998 Music Review

Sticking it to the Fat, Lazy Americans

International Acts at SXSW

"...the elderly... unless maybe your grandpa is one hardcore motherfucker. (1am) Maggie Mae's West..."

March 13, 1998 Music Feature by Michael Bertin

The Nice Bunch

Reckless Kelly

"...Cody. "We're not the type of band that says, `Fuck Nashville. Fuck this. Fuck that.' We're going to listen..."

March 6, 1998 Music Feature by Michael Bertin

Ur-Beat

Before Kerouac and Ginsberg

"...fade into nothingness. What the hell; I'm old anyway. Fuck my writing. Fuck me. Fuck the world. Jail again-motherfucker...."

Nov. 14, 1997 Books Feature by Harvey Pekar

Devotion + Doubt

"...He's brutally frank: "It really is so motherfucking ridiculous it's amazing. I can't believe it exists. I..."

Oct. 31, 1997 Music Feature by Michael Bertin

No Expectations

Whiskeytown

"...year behind ourselves. So we sacrificed that record, said `fuck it and let's make the record we're going to..."

Sept. 5, 1997 Music Feature by Andy Langer

Record Reviews

"...no friends -- Choreboy's gotta pay the rent!" Damn fucking right, and Choreboy put their money where their smart..."

March 14, 1997 Music Review

The Big Crapshoot

Tracking South by Southwest

"...there to the Back Room and drank. We said `fuck' a lot, and it was a totally shit gig...."

March 14, 1997 Music Feature by Andy Langer

Punky Tonk Blues

Wayne "the Train" Hancock

"...slam Nashville, but forgive me. I'm gonna slam 'em any-fuckin'-way, 'cuz they need to be slammed. They need to..."

Nov. 24, 1995 Music Feature

Dancing About Architecture

"...'mones have lost their guitarist Arman Mabry to the Fuck Emos, where he'll play bass and Mike Belyea will..."

July 21, 1995 Music Column by Ken Lieck

Live Shots

"...Whitley, every last one of 'em would be a fuckuvalot more interesting. One decibel-happy hour later, he was gone...."

July 14, 1995 Music Feature

Faye Webster, Swamp Dogg, and More Reviews From Friday of SXSW

Memorable performances to close out the week

"...I’m not exactly certain when Faye Webster blew the fuck up. Her playfully lush take on country, pop, and..."

March 16, 2024 Music Post by Julian Towers

Here Are Your Winners for the 42nd Annual Austin Music Awards

Austin’s favorite albums, artists, and instrumentalists of 2023

"...Fuck Money..."

Feb. 23, 2024 Music Feature by The Music Team

Mean Girls

This isn't your mother's Mean Girls. Because it's really bad.

"...getting hit by a bus, in service of a “fuck you” song from Janis (titled “I’d Rather Be Me”)..."

Jan. 12, 2024 Movie Review by Jenny Nulf

The Luv Doc: Your Gaping Existential Void

Surprise! Unlike Jesus, the Luv Doc doesn’t have a sure-fire formula for eternal happiness.

"...in the eyes of the person he's paying to fuck him. Literally no amount of money could erase that..."

Dec. 29, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Belief Is Magic

Nobody comes to Jesus because of the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the Christian religion

"...of the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the Christian religion. Fuck no. They come for the magic and stay for..."

Dec. 22, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

"Finally I Sang": Progressive Cumbia Fires Up Como Las Movies’ Full-Length Debut

Como Las Singles finds Nelson Valente Aguilar in the driver’s seat

"...goes, 'WHAT?!' She freaked out. 'Do you know how fucking big that stage is!?'..."

Nov. 10, 2023 Music Feature by Raoul Hernandez

The Luv Doc: Baggage

Or, why venereal disease is so rampant in nursing homes

"...I know plenty of cool types who just say, "Fuck anyone who doesn't get me." I am not one..."

Nov. 3, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

How Austin Drag Icon Brigitte Bandit Became a Political Powerhouse

It’s Brigitte, bitch

"...street. “This is Texas drag, y'all, we do not fucking play! Make some noise for Brigitte Bandit!”..."

Sept. 22, 2023 News Feature by Brant Bingamon

Residential Address: Jenny Parrott's Cozy Nest of Songs and Stories at Hole in the Wall

The Austin folk experimentalist offers a free-entry Friday time portal

"...along. "All right, the chorus to this one is, 'Fuck your job, fuck your dad.'" Judging by the number..."

Sept. 15, 2023 Music Column by Gary Lindsey

Barbie

The doll that changed the world faces the world she changed in this fizzy meta-comedy

"...she an aspirational figure, or the fastest way to fuck up a kid’s relationship to her body? A gateway..."

July 21, 2023 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Crucial Concerts for the Coming Week

A celebration of Bobbie Nelson, a big birthday for Carousel Lounge, and more recommended shows

"...Drone music can fascinatingly fuck with your perception of time, loudness, and structure. As..."

July 7, 2023 Music Column by Abby Johnston

No Hard Feelings

Refreshing sex comedy lets Jennifer Lawrence show her raunchy side

"...“Does anyone even fuck anymore?” This is a question that has been hovering..."

June 23, 2023 Movie Review by Alejandra Martinez

Your Field Guide to 80 Essential Acts at SXSW Music

Highlighting the best and buzziest at this year's Festival

"...starchy guitars, and, whaddayaknow, clarinet parts.  – Julian Towers Fuck Money..."

March 10, 2023 Music Feature by The Music Staff

SXSW Music Spotlight: Be Your Own Pet

Singer Jemina Pearl talks reunion and reclamation of her teenage self

"...complicated and chaotic ones, we were like, ‘What the fuck were we thinking when we wrote this?’..."

March 10, 2023 Music Feature by Nayeli Portillo

The Luv Doc: Private School

Fueled by a heady blood rush of Dunning-Kruger hubris

"...G spot?" Yawn. By the way, I have no fucking idea, but I have a ChatGPT account, so expect..."

March 3, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

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