The Luv Doc: Girl Farts

She farts a lot

"...smoking hot and fun to be around but she farts a lot. I’m not talking about when she’s alone..."

Aug. 1, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

Daddy Day Camp

Someone should blow "Taps" for this outing and put it out of its misery.

"...cute kids, tough dads, and problems controlling bed-wetting and farts, Daddy Day Camp should just limp off to the..."

Aug. 10, 2007 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Bee Movie

Jerry Seinfeld delivers an agreeable though tame animated picture that more than does the trick but is unlikely to become a superbuzz movie.

"...sweet morsel that's devoid of any jokes about bee farts and poop...."

Nov. 2, 2007 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

The Man

Samuel L. Jackson and Eugene Levy have starred in bigger stinkers, but this wheezing comedy may herald the death knell of the interracial buddy-cop farce.

"...loquacious Levy and torments him with training bullets; Levy farts and flosses in Jackson’s car. And because Levy is..."

Sept. 16, 2005 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Slackers

"...whom debuts here: It isn't automatically funny when someone farts, steps in dog shit, or falls down repeatedly, nor..."

Feb. 1, 2002 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Space Cowboys

"...Magic effects will satisfy anyone hoping for Armageddon: Old Farts in Space. The problems with Space Cowboys arise with..."

Aug. 4, 2000 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Swiss Army Man

This infamous "farting corpse" movie is all gassed up with nowhere to go

"...be hiding from you if he also stifles his farts. It’s all kind of amusing, and that would be..."

July 1, 2016 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Hypothesis: These Science Fair Kids Are All Winners

On the ground at the 64th Annual Austin Energy Regional Science Festival

"...Brewer Strawn Elementary School, displayed a project called "Cow Farts and Global Warming."..."

Feb. 28, 2020 Arts Feature by Lauren Girgis

The Luv Doc: Shoeless Joker

A pair of shoes makes a decent funk fence

"...stink are the same goddamned people who think their farts don't smell or that their pits don't need deodorant...."

Nov. 22, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral

The original mad black woman faces her mortality, and the end of the series

"...looks like a balding Rick James. Predictably, the old farts have little but sex on the brain, a geriatric..."

March 8, 2019 Movie Review by Steve Davis

The Luv Doc: Brain Farting

What comes out of your mouth is usually a good indicator of what's going on in your head

"...Think of it this way Jackass, at least you..."

July 26, 2013 Column by The Luv Doc

SXSW: Nik Turner Spreads His Cosmic Wings

Hawkwind co-founder to re-enact the 'Space Ritual'

"...Sex Pistols said, “These other bands are boring old farts, except for Hawkwind.” All these other heavy metal and..."

March 15, 2013 SXSW Post by Richard Whittaker

It Runs in the Family

"...appears. On the comic tip, a wacky legless uncle farts during Seder, yammers nonsensically, and weeps spontaneously; disingenuously, the..."

April 25, 2003 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

"...and executed with state-of-the-art digital aplomb, but some old farts may find it all a bit frenetic. The nicest..."

Aug. 9, 2002 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Max Keeble's Big Move

"...in various doorways with clockwork regularity. Elsewhere, expect chimpanzee farts, regurgitated chili, wacky exchange students, and a food-fight sequence..."

Oct. 5, 2001 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Dancing About Architecture

Keeping up with Lucinda, Britney, Thurston, Kim, and a bunch of sick people

"...Click on www.farts.com/oops.htm (currently making the e-mail rounds thanks to legendary rock..."

May 4, 2001 Music Column by Ken Lieck

The Fantasticks

Deep in your heart, you should "follow." Released just a few years ago, this film version of the Off Broadway workhorse captures the feeling of the innocent and bygone era of movie musicals. But it differs from the original work's romantic minimalism as it opens up the play cinematically.

"...move. That's worth celebrating, at least where us old farts are concerned, for as Jones and Schmidt wistfully remind..."

Nov. 10, 2000 Movie Review by Robert Faires

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

"...was pretty funny). But if you light your own farts, think “assmaster” is a clever comeback, or just can't..."

July 2, 1999 Movie Review by Sarah Hepola

The Luv Doc: Boob Size

Either you're delighted by fart bubbles or you're not.

"...but tragically, even in this ruthlessly progressive era, girl farts are not celebrated with the gusto of their male..."

Feb. 5, 2021 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Butt to Snuggle

Nobody ever said Jesus was an ass man

"...divorce lawyer. You were probably like, "Well, my dream farts are extra smelly. I guess I understand." Similarly, if..."

June 5, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

Chad Holt, Austin's Last Provocateur

The Total Badass left his mark on the city's underground

"...Revue, he wrote: "Anybody who has ever smelled my farts knows exactly how I'm going to die."..."

Oct. 18, 2019 Screens Feature by Kevin Curtin

Turning Lipstick Traces Into a Graphic Novel

Lana Lesley adapts the Rude Mechs' punk spectacle to the printed page

"...art book and accompanying concert called Catalogue of Spider Farts, and it just made me want to do my..."

May 29, 2019 Arts Post by Wayne Alan Brenner

I Tried Death Wish Coffee and Lived

Dangerous levels of caffeine and self-confidence ensued

"...do the “experience complete darkness” schtick (and then somebody farts and you get blamed for it and for all..."

June 8, 2018 Food Post by Dan Gentile

The Luv Doc: Top 10 Needlessly Long Sentences

"...opinion, bad experiences are cumulative, like a jar of farts, so for the health of any relationship, it's best..."

Dec. 29, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Happy Grunting!

There are certain smells that even love can't overcome

"...opinion, bad experiences are cumulative, like a jar of farts, so for the health of any relationship, it's best..."

Dec. 1, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Definitive Guide to Faking It as a Tech Entrepreneur at SXSW

How to win food and influence barmen

"...freedom necessary to smell their own ethically sourced, organic farts all day while simultaneously telling everyone else who cannot..."

March 10, 2017 Screens Feature by Johnny Holden

The Luv Doc: Hold It

Until you can get to that forest where the tree falls and no one hears it

"...have always had?) a problem with my boyfriend. He farts. All the time. In front of me. I have..."

Jan. 20, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Crock-Pot Potpourri

In which the Luv Doc gives a one-word answer

"...much a Crock-Pot potpourri of fast-food cheeseburgers, stale beer farts, schwag weed, and body odor. If you were cooking..."

Dec. 16, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

Get Greasy With The Greasy Strangler

Director Jim Hosking on your new cult favorite

"...a weird maelstrom of bullshit artists, misshapen penises, disco, farts, amateur detectives, horrible sweaters, and, of course, grease. Lots..."

Oct. 7, 2016 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Fantastic Fest Wave Three

Multiple monsters, sequels, and regulars (and RZA)

"...about the movie: A journey to the West with farts...."

Sept. 7, 2016 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

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