The Luv Doc: Dog Herpes

Wherein the Luv Doc contemplates greater and lesser acts of bestiality

"...I mean ... unless you found your schnauzer in..."

June 28, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Lot More Alpha

The whole gender role system is built mainly on bullshit

"...My husband and I have been married four years..."

March 23, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Carp in a Sand Trap

There's nothing much sadder than a stripper in a golf cart

"...My husband's best friend is getting married in October..."

Sept. 8, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: People in Glass Houses

A truly balls-out commitment to mental health

"...Why do women seem to be repulsed by my..."

Sept. 1, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Li'l Spendy

The kind of economic Übermensch G-Dubs prayed for back in '07

"...First of all, Worrywart: Your boyfriend sounds like a..."

April 7, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Rock-Solid Friend

Any wedding planner who claims to actually know the difference between shrimp and flamingo is blowing puce up your rosebud

"...I have been invited to a good friend's wedding..."

Sept. 9, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Speculation

The facts are merely ornaments that adorn the Luv Doc's mighty Douglas fir of speculation

"...After not hearing much from him the last few..."

Dec. 25, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: What Is He Saying?

Sometimes a declarative statement is just a fishing expedition

"...Or how about this scenario: You and this fellow..."

Aug. 21, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: I Am a Sexaholic

Several hundred words of highly uninformed and recklessly speculative commentary

"...Let me ask you this, Wuz: Has she ever..."

Jan. 17, 2014 Column by The Luv Doc

Postmarks

Our readers talk back.

"...from Dell -- good thing Jobs didn't take his advice just yet!)..."

Dec. 24, 1999 Column

The Art of Conversation

Austin Men's Project encourages young gay men to hone their social -- and safe sex -- skills through communication

"...sub rosa manner. Anyone who seeks out HIV prevention advice can receive it through the project, but that's not..."

Sept. 24, 1999 News Feature by Clay Smith

Top Fiction of 2020 for the Angry Girls

Rosalind Faires chooses several tales of righteous indignation

"...the costs of superheroics and supervillainy takes Cheryl Strayed's advice about "finding a channel for your love and another..."

Dec. 18, 2020 Arts Feature by Rosalind Faires

The Luv Doc: The Devil’s Playthings

Your nation is counting on you!

"...health to an absolute stranger, so the only digital dating I do is with my digits. Yesterday I masturbated..."

Sept. 25, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Tested in All Ways But One

There has never been a better time in the history of the planet to get to know someone without swapping cooties

"...uncharted territory here – at least in terms of dating. The good news, at least, is that there has..."

May 22, 2020 Column by Luv Doc

The Hideout Theatre’s Virtual Threefer

Three troupes Zoomed and Twitched their time upon the improv stage

"...Each of the improvisers, working the audience suggestions ("weightlifting," "dating," "tacos," and more), was clever and invested, but ......"

April 3, 2020 Arts Feature by Wayne Alan Brenner

The Luv Doc: Love Is Blind

When you make a presentation you should have some visual aids

"...A few years ago, a good friend of mine..."

Nov. 8, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Constant Correction

You can surely do better than 20/20

"...Bottom line here is that if you're feeling wronged,..."

Nov. 1, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Megan Rapinoe Comes to Austin to Talk Equal Rights

The soccer star wowed at the Texas Conference for Women

"...Google” to learn about Bird when the two began dating and quickly declared to Rapinoe: “‘Oh! You’re not very..."

Oct. 25, 2019 Qmmunity Post by Sarah Marloff

The Luv Doc: Fast and Furious

Tornadoes are a dime a dozen in Oklahoma

"...My boyfriend likes to have sex that goes on..."

Oct. 25, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: He Doesn't Fish

There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president

"...My bet is that the only way he can..."

Aug. 30, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Stolen Wedding

Imitation is also the most sincere form of ridicule

"...All that said, I think a lot of this..."

May 3, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

In Reality, Filmmaker Ann Lupo Knows Who She Is

Movie helps turn heartbreak into self-distributed success

"...a highly non-fictionalized version of herself. Well, mostly: a dating-game show host version of herself turns up occasionally to..."

April 22, 2019 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Luv Doc: A Very Simple Formula

Your right to smell like ass extends right up to where someone else's nose begins

"...Yes, there are levels of hygiene, but there is..."

Feb. 8, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Michelle Tea Brings Her Latest Book to UT

Iconic queer memoirist reflects on her past and future writing career

"...Austin Chronicle: If you could give advice to young, aspiring queer writers, what would it be?..."

Oct. 24, 2018 Qmmunity Post by Beth Sullivan

Luv Doc: A Flaming Hetero

No matter what we believe ourselves to be, we are what we prove ourselves to be

"...lesbian, and she recently married a woman she's been dating for a couple of years. My husband and I..."

May 11, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Moontower Comedy 2018: Shmanners

Travis and Teresa McElroy demystify social dos and don’ts

"...is one of the titular siblings on long-running comedy advice show My Brother, My Brother and Me, a character..."

April 16, 2018 Arts Post by Rosalind Faires

The Luv Doc: Backseat Driver

The most exquisite intellectual torture imaginable

"...Or swerving perilously close to the oncoming lane? Or updating his Facebook status while steering with his knees?" Hey,..."

March 2, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Sacrifice

It's always best to seize the moral high ground

"...For the last five years, my boyfriend and I..."

Dec. 22, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Marriage Material

A guy who has never witnessed the "miracle of birth"

"...I am a 31-year-old male who recently moved to..."

Aug. 4, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc

Leave the milk in the refrigerator

"...My girlfriend is always trying to freeze me out..."

July 7, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

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