Paul Hanley's Top 10 Crazy-Ass 'Nam Movies

Viva the Nam's co-creator talks about his inspirations

"...'Nam (which looks nothing like the Philippines) and go tear-assin' around lookin' for the Shit. Remember the motorcycle movie Bruce..."

Jan. 22, 2010 Screens Feature

They Are Motorhead, They Came and Kicked Your Ass

Motorhead, live in Austin

"...Motorhead, the band, the brand, the lifestyle. They snatch passing trends and eat them for breakfast, probably with a..."

Sept. 23, 2009 Music Post by Marc Savlov

The Roaring Fork: The "Big Ass" Burger

The Roaring Fork: "Big Ass" Burger!

May 20, 2009 Food Post

"The Body and Ass of Life"

Ass of Life, you take away the sins of the world, hallelujah!

April 21, 2008 Qmmunity Post by Kate X Messer

ABC Kicks Everyone's Ass in the Headline Race

What else would you call an article about a queer pro ball player hired to sell razors?

March 12, 2007 Qmmunity Post by Kate X Messer

Everybody, Watch Your Ass

The APD is coming to arrest you.

"...po-po says, pay up to "avoid the inconvenience and embarrassment of arrest at home or at work in front..."

Feb. 16, 2007 News Post by Wells Dunbar

Two Thumbs Up His Ass

Michael Medved gives Trans-Texas Corridor rave review

"...I am afraid of wasting government money on useless mass transit or light rail projects, but I’m hardly terrified..."

Jan. 5, 2007 News Post by Wells Dunbar

Wack-Ass Keroack, Part Three

"...of pro-life, anti-contraceptive doctor Eric Keroack to be deputy assistant secretary for population affairs, charged with oversight and administration..."

Nov. 22, 2006 News Post by Jordan Smith

Free Country, His Ass

March 29, 2006 Postmarks

Dressing Down the Superhero

How the irreverent comic Kick-Ass made the leap from page to picture show

"...So nobody would have expected a comic like Kick-Ass, in which a nerdy teen decides to become a..."

April 16, 2010 Screens Feature by Richard Whittaker

The Losers

In this action movie, a U.S. Special Forces unit on a mission in the jungles of Bolivia becomes the target for assassination and must figure out who is double-crossing them.

"...may resemble, in the various plot points, contrivances, and assorted odd bits that make up its storyline, the pieces..."

April 30, 2010 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Kingsman: The Secret Service

This comic-book riff on James Bond films finds fun amid the ultraviolence.

"...Heads will explode among fans of the film Kick-Ass, Matthew Vaughn’s 2010 take on the comic book series..."

Feb. 13, 2015 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Safe

The (Jason) Stathamization of action filmmaking continues with the star's latest.

"...is executed by the Russian mob – gets his ass handed to him on a blue plate special by..."

April 27, 2012 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Enough

"...act -- thriller mode -- as mother and daughter assume new identities. Mitch the hunter trails Slim the hunted..."

May 24, 2002 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Two Can Play That Game

"...How to Be a Player. Alas, Keith “shows his ass” by taking a bootylicious colleague out for dinner and..."

Sept. 14, 2001 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

Detroit 9000

Blaxploitation classic re-released in 1999 by Quentin Tarantino's Rolling Thunder distribution company.

"...Baker, Alex Rocco and Hari Rhodes. Waiter, there's a jive-ass honky mofo in my soup. Quentin Tarantino's Rolling Thunder..."

July 23, 1999 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Luv Doc: A Very Simple Formula

Your right to smell like ass extends right up to where someone else's nose begins

"...to vomit, so instead I slapped him on the ass and said, "Happy birthday!" He moaned and rolled over..."

Feb. 8, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Pledge of Support

An ass-kicking with a cheering section is still an ass-kicking

"...one getting punched in the face. Hard truth: An ass-kicking with a cheering section is still an ass-kicking...."

June 30, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Simmons and Silver, Sittin' in a Tree

E-S-P-N-I-N-G

"...that no one’s there to check them on their ass-kissing when they ass-kiss their way through their own apologies..."

March 10, 2014 SXSW Post by Chase Hoffberger

Shin Ultraman

Japan's metal defender gets an ass-kicking modern reboot

"...that carnage for modern audiences. Come for the epic ass kickings, stay for the silliness of giant monsters battling..."

Jan. 6, 2023 Movie Review by Sarah Jane

The Luv Doc: A Butt to Snuggle

Nobody ever said Jesus was an ass man

"...he? Then again, nobody ever said Jesus was an ass man. When Jesus got up on that ass, it..."

June 5, 2020 Column by The Luv Doc

The Beach Bum

Fear and loathing in Florida with Korine and Matthew McConaughey

"...He grieves for one scene, reminiscing about his wife’s ass with her side-dude Snoop, but the bender snowballs on...."

March 29, 2019 Movie Review by Dan Gentile

Night School

Kevin Hart goes back to school. Sadly, not comedy school.

"...broadest, not-quite-funny brushstrokes possible, director Lee’s movie about a class of troublemakers, hustlers, adult J.D.s, and Rob Riggle’s patented..."

Sept. 28, 2018 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Marvel's crime caper comedy sequel gets bigger, smaller, but still fun

"...War? Audiences are still a little tenderized after the mass whittling of Marvel’s superhero ranks (and for those that..."

July 6, 2018 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker

Band Aid

A couple works out their problems through song

"...speech that oversimplifies the conflict and offers a hurried, half-ass solution. (To be fair, it’s pretty self-aware in that..."

June 23, 2017 Movie Review by Danielle White

It Comes at Night

A lean, mean descent into primitive tribalism

"...Compassion kills in dire times. That’s the widdershins message of..."

June 9, 2017 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Colossal

Toxic masculinity melds with a monster movie

"...real life. Who would have thought Anne Hathaway plus giant-ass monsters plus booze would result in such a smart,..."

April 14, 2017 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

The Force is strong with this one

"...was just something I ate. Because Rogue One kicks ass in all the right ways. Like an Imperial Star..."

Dec. 16, 2016 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween

Tricks and treats with Tyler Perry

"...Directed by: Tyler Perry. Starring: Tyler Perry, Cassi Davis, Patrice Lovely, Yousef Erakat and Lexy Panterra...."

Oct. 28, 2016 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?

Texas-set comedy riffs on Lysistrata

"...Directed by: Matt Cooper. Starring: Andrea Anders, Matt Passmore, Horatio Sanz, John Michael Higgins, John Heard, Lauren Bowles,..."

Sept. 30, 2016 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

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