Luv Doc: He Doesn’t Listen

The Luv Doc keeps a list to help him remember the things he will soon forget

March 22, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Drop Crotch

The difficult conversations we don't have are often the ones that alter the course of our lives

March 15, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Lucky You

How can someone who has experienced such wealth and plenitude ever hope to live a life free of tortured conscience?

Feb. 15, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: A Very Simple Formula

Your right to smell like ass extends right up to where someone else's nose begins

Feb. 8, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Supermodel Shape

Pretty much everybody has six-pack abs

Jan. 25, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Small Tweaks

The devil is in the details

Jan. 4, 2019 Column

The Luv Doc: Party Monster

Nothing good for you can come of this

Dec. 14, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc’s Holiday Gift Guide

What you need is enough morphine to send you sweetly into that good night

Dec. 7, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Not Metaphorically Speaking

You can say "Cleveland Steamer" and not be accused of profanity

Nov. 30, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: A Johnny Appleseed of Negativity

You will become an even better version of the person you believe yourself to be

Nov. 23, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: More Than Just Friends

Life is not a Merchant Ivory Production

Nov. 16, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Exposed Nipples

Unlike our president, a warm, sweaty, glitter-speckled nipple is nothing to be embarrassed about

Oct. 26, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Hot Mom

Austin has more Peter Pans than just about any city this side of San Francisco

Oct. 12, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: The Morning Grump

Part of being a monster is lacking the self-awareness that you are a monster

Sept. 28, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: A Flaming Hetero

No matter what we believe ourselves to be, we are what we prove ourselves to be

May 11, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Happy Grunting!

There are certain smells that even love can't overcome

Dec. 1, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc

Leave the milk in the refrigerator

July 7, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: FMB

Mouths are undoubtedly festering cesspools of bacterial flora

Jan. 27, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

We're No. 1! (and No. 7)

Oct. 9, 2007 Sports Post by Nick Barbaro

Austin FC Enlists Black Joe Lewis to Announce 2022 Schedule

Tickets go on sale Friday

Dec. 15, 2021 Music Post by Rachel Rascoe

The Luv Doc: Love Is Blind

When you make a presentation you should have some visual aids

Nov. 8, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Fast and Furious

Tornadoes are a dime a dozen in Oklahoma

Oct. 25, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Being Circumspect

A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person

Oct. 11, 2019 Column by Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Deal Killer

As the Homeland Security poster says, “If you see something, say something.”

Sept. 27, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Home schooling

As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

Sept. 13, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Ex-Shtupping Girlfriends

Sometimes friends will let you down – sometimes in really big ways

July 12, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Pause the Game

The Luv Doc loves a good metaphor

June 21, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Your Annoying Boyfriend

You should never ignore patterns

June 7, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: The Old Dude

The word "immature" is both overused and ineffective

May 10, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Not Mellow at All

There is an unwritten social contract to indoor plumbing

April 19, 2019 Column by The Luv Doc

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