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March 28, 1997 News Feature by Karl Pallmeyer
City Issues Post-Flood Report
Mixed ‘After-Action’ review by city-county-nonprofit agencies
"...On Friday, April 11, City Manager Marc Ott released the Austin and Travis County “After Action Report” on the..."
April 13, 2014 News Post by Michael King
Alejandro Escovedo Hosts Matt McCormack Benefit
‘I looked at the windows to see water coming through them’
"...husband Matt McCormack, who lost everything last Halloween in the torrential rain that devastated the Onion Creek area and..."
Feb. 5, 2014 Music Post by William Harries Graham
Good Luck Eats for New Year's Day
Southern food traditions and recipes to ensure prosperity in 2013
"...In the Deep South, three dishes are requisite fare on New..."
Dec. 29, 2012 Food Post by Mick Vann
Top 10 Local Stories
The top 10 Austin-area stories
"...new City Council: Political newcomer Steve Adler ascends to the mayor's seat, and 10 new Council members (including one..."
Jan. 2, 2015 News Feature by Michael King
Council: It’s Floodin’ Down in Texas
Special Sunday meeting addresses latest Onion Creek disaster
"...an unusual “special-called” Sunday afternoon session, City Council confirmed the state of emergency, waived fees and permits for immediate..."
Nov. 9, 2015 News Post by Michael King
Feds Take Wind Out of Dread Pirate Roberts' Sails
Ex-Austinite accused of being one of the Internet's biggest crime lords
"...In The Princess Bride, it's a shock when Princess Buttercup works..."
Oct. 11, 2013 News Feature by Richard Whittaker
Latin Flavors, American Kitchens Symposium at CIA San Antonio
Mexican Flavors from Austin Gardens: Matali and Hoja Santa
"...Last week I had the pleasure of attending the fifth annual Latin Flavors, American..."
Oct. 11, 2012 Food Post by MM Pack
Free Interactive Party List
What? Like dorks can't party?
"...party like it's 2005? Free parties aren't exclusive to the music portion of the festival. Here's a short list..."
March 10, 2009 SXSW Post by James Renovitch
Well Connected
Shalimar's extensive menu shows the many influences of Pakistani-Indo fare
"...– quasi-unique in Austin, as Pakistanis run many of the markets, but not many of the restaurants – and..."
Sept. 9, 2005 Food Feature by Mick Vann
Wednesday Picks
The 'Chronicle' says see these SXSW acts now
"...Tacks, the Boy Disaster..."
March 9, 2007 Music Feature
Growing Pains and Great Strides
Wondering what the second Salt Lick -- still with barbecue but also with fine wine and dining -- wants to be
"...I have to start with a confession. I love the Salt Lick barbecue in Driftwood. Their rich, calorie-laden sauce..."
Oct. 10, 2003 Food Feature by Wes Marshall
First Plates Extra Helpings: Small You Care to Eat
Chef Danny Palumbo cooks up some mighty tasty satire
"...The tropes of modern culinary excess, skewered like God's own..."
Feb. 3, 2015 Food Post by Wayne Alan Brenner
City Council Notebook
A heavy agenda for Council this week.
"...Item 8: $75,000 more for computer forensics work regarding the city auditor's "provision of information … regarding the city's..."
June 19, 2007 News Post by Wells Dunbar
Chronicle Recommends: Films About Revolution
Watch the status quo crumble to pieces in these cinematic gems
"...Every month, the Chronicle’s film critics select a theme and offer movie..."
July 1, 2016 Screens Post by Chronicle Film Staff
Is Satire Superior to Straight News?
Keli Dailey explores the power of satire
"...When the UT graduate – a former San Diego Union-Tribune food..."
March 11, 2016 Screens Feature by Katie Matlack
Pimp That Kindle, and Other Gift Ideas for Book Lovers
Gifting books and their accessories
"...Honestly, the rise of e-readers makes our soul hurt, but that..."
Nov. 24, 2009 Books Post by Kimberley Jones
Slamdance Interview: A Ballot Box Revolution in Petro
U.S. filmmakers hit the campaign trail with the Colombian president
"...It’s arguably the dream of every documentarian that they get to revisit..."
Jan. 22, 2024 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker
Austin Shakespeare’s Bollywood Twelfth Night
The Bard's classic comedy was just itching for a Mumbai makeover
"...Not long ago, The Onion offered a mock review of a community theatre..."
Nov. 12, 2021 Arts Feature by Bob Abelman
Don Zimmerman Files Suit Against City Over Abortion Services Funding
It's unclear if the former council member remembers Roe v. Wade
"...Just a day after the City Council passed a budget that includes first-in-the-nation city..."
Sept. 12, 2019 News Post by Austin Sanders
SXSW Music Review: Bully, Wye Oak, Superchunk
Nineties grit sandwiches a quieter reprieve
"...Mohawk’s outdoor stage – sponsored by The Onion/The A.V. Club – belonged to Bully on Monday..."
March 13, 2018 Music Post by Libby Webster
Food-o-File
The case of the barbecue bandits
"...Austin's barbecue culture has become such big news over the past few years that we're now accustomed to seeing..."
Jan. 9, 2015 Food Column by Virginia B. Wood
Ten Districts, Many Visions
First, Representation
"...A couple of weeks ago, at the end of a media-sponsored District 2 Council candidate forum..."
Sept. 26, 2014 News Feature by Chase Hoffberger
2010 Thanksgiving Feasts Around Town
Let someone else jockey for oven space – there are plenty of options for taking the family out this year
"...Note: These listings are from 2010. For updated information, check out..."
Nov. 19, 2010 Food Feature
Roasting Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck Style
A satirical website challenges Glenn Beck to his own game
"...as well as our fellow alt-weekly friends over at The Stranger both have pieces on a new website that..."
Sept. 15, 2009 News Post by Adam Theriault
Review: Street
Chinatown's new pan-Asian concept covers all the bases
"...If the national mood earlier in the year was anger, we..."
Sept. 9, 2016 Food Feature by Brandon Watson
Ott Strikes Back
City Manager responds to blogger accusations
"...In an unusual moment over the weekend, Austin City Manager Marc Ott finally had his..."
June 16, 2015 News Post by Michael King
Feds Take Wind Out of Dread Pirate Roberts' Sails
Austinite accused of being one of Internet's biggest crime lords
"...In The Princess Bride, it was a shock when Princess Buttercup..."
Oct. 3, 2013 News Post by Richard Whittaker
Black Like Who?
Baratunde Thurston lightens up the conversation on race, technology, and social change
"...The hardest thing about interviewing Baratunde Thurston is trying not..."
March 2, 2012 Screens Feature by Cindy Widner
Tough Crowd
The setup: 21 depressives, neurotics, and social misfits walk into a book. Meet comedy's all-stars.
"...The title of Mike Sacks' new book on comedy, And..."
