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Jan. 13, 2020 Arts Post
Austin Plans Its First All Abilities Playground on Onion Creek
The right to play
"...its first universally accessible playground, geared toward kids and their caregivers with disabilities and special needs. The Austin Parks..."
Jan. 12, 2024 News Feature by Brant Bingamon
Sour Duck Market’s Fried Sweet Potatoes (and Goat Cheese Onion Dip) Recipe
Shouldn’t be too hard; now if we could only bake bread like they do
"...Sometimes, rather than using a sweet potato or yam to craft..."
April 25, 2020 Food Post by Wayne Alan Brenner
Onion Creek Plan Receives Federal Funding
$12 million grant to be used in property buyouts
"...$12 million in federal funds has been allocated to the Onion Creek, Lower Colorado River Basin project, an effort..."
March 5, 2014 News Post by Brandon Watson
The Bounty of Erin
The Emerald Restaurant
"...wooden beams, flowery wallpaper, aged china, and gentle waitstaff, the Emerald Restaurant, tucked into a stone cottage on a..."
Sept. 11, 1998 Food Feature by Meredith Phillips
Outback Steakhouse
Rounding up the Austin steak house scene
"...Outback Steakhouse4211 S. Lamar, 383-8024 (and various other locations around town)..."
Jan. 14, 2005 Food Feature by Mick Vann
Double The Flow Rate of Niagara Falls
City releases new Onion Creek flooding stats
"...Last night, the City of Austin Homeland Security and Emergency Management office..."
Nov. 7, 2013 News Post by Brandon Watson
The AggreGAYtor: September 17
What happened today in gay? Here’s your QILTBAG recap of queer news.
"...Pride rolls out amid ongoing controversy, Alabama jumps on the bigotry train, and the world's first transgender billionaire makes..."
Sept. 17, 2013 Qmmunity Post
The Long Road to Responsive Fire Coverage
It appears the city’s in no big rush
"...The city remains in the process of plugging holes in..."
Dec. 8, 2017 News Feature by Nina Hernandez
Page Two: Feels Like the First Time
On onion rings, barbecue, and the never-ending "Best of Austin" debate
"...The first time I visited Austin, we drove down from..."
Oct. 13, 2006 Column by Louis Black
Restaurant Flashbacks From the Frisco Shop
Last vestige of Nighthawk chain serves comfort food and memories
"...For those of us native to the ATX, there's a certain degree of comfort found in..."
May 29, 2013 Food Post by Mick Vann
The Angels' Share
Scottish social-realist director Ken Loach is back with a new movie about young delinquents and a whisky-distillery heist.
"...Ken Loach, 76, may be at his spunkiest defending the “c-word.” Upon the completion of his new Glasgow-set comedy,..."
May 3, 2013 Movie Review by Leah Churner
Sipping Between the Lines
Chronicle wine writer Wes Marshall reviews the wine lists at two Austin hotels, the Driskill and the Four Seasons.
"...Built in 1886, the Driskill has seen its share of ups and downs...."
March 17, 2000 Food Feature by Wes Marshall
The SXSW Keynote by Elon Musk Is James Adomian's Future Shtick
A satirical look at what lies ahead for humanity, as the SpaceX founder might envision it
"...right? And who better to provide all three than the founder of Tesla Motors and SpaceX? I mean, that's..."
March 8, 2019 Arts Feature by Robert Faires
The Flood Is on the Other Foot
Local hospitality pros in need of assistance after Halloween flood
"...When one of their number is hurt, or sick, or washed out by..."
Dec. 6, 2013 Food Post by Virginia B. Wood
The Daily Hustle: 1/20/11
Campaign cash comes in by the bundle
"...here at Hustle HQ, we hack and slash through the candidates Jan. 15 campaign finance reports. And with three..."
Jan. 20, 2011 News Post by Wells Dunbar
The Daily Hustle: 8/16/10
Ask yourself - Who's the MACC?
"...this week, what with a Wednesday budget worksession, and their regularly-scheduled Thursday meeting...."
Aug. 16, 2010 News Post by Wells Dunbar
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth – Now at SXSW!
The de-fossilizing of SXSW.
"...The general view is that South by Southwest remains a..."
March 7, 2007 Music Post by Jim Caligiuri
Storming the Citadel With the Russo Brothers
How the new Prime series depends on global storytelling
"...knows what makes a good espionage thriller. First off? "The mystery. It's how the onion gets pulled apart as..."
May 5, 2023 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker
St. Patrick’s Day Could Chase the Snakes of Your Blues Away
Annual celebration of all things Irish brings new shenanigans
"...this post without thinking of that hilarious headline in The Onion back in 1999...."
March 8, 2021 Food Post by Wayne Alan Brenner
'The NFL Beat': Week 11
American football and international affairs
"...Welcome back. The Circuit of the Americas has taken over Austin and..."
Nov. 17, 2012 Sports Post by Alex Dunlap
How the GOP Ended up With a Rape Problem
It's not just Todd Akin: Republicans reveal their radical mainstream
"...Missouri US Senate candidate Todd Akin has done the GOP one favor: He has distracted the press from..."
Aug. 26, 2012 News Post by Richard Whittaker
The Capitol Beat on Books
Texas Book Festival Wrap
"...Last weekend's Texas Book Festival didn't have the political superstars of years past – no Obama or..."
Nov. 9, 2007 Books Feature by Kimberley Jones
Fantastic Fest Gets Toxic With The Toxic Avenger
Fall of the House of Usher, The Creator added
"...said that you had to get rid of all the toxic people in your life? Not when they're the..."
Aug. 15, 2023 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker
The Ultimate Queer Guide to SXSW 2019
Often imitated, never duplicated, we’re here to keep it real kweer
"...It’s here, it’s queer, it’s back again for another year. That’s right, y’all, it’s your ultimate guide to..."
March 1, 2019 Qmmunity Post by Sarah Marloff
The Last Don
Bob Bullock: The Crusty Boss of Texas Politics
"...The Democratic Lieutenant Governor, who began his political career in..."
Jan. 31, 1997 News Feature by Robert Bryce
The First Annual Rancho Winslow Mayan Fin del Mundo Fiesta!
Friday, Dec. 21, 2012
"...The Menu..."
Dec. 21, 2012 Food Feature
Federal Dollars Arrive for Onion Creek Buyout
Neighborhoods to return to green space
"...effort that began in 1998 finally started to see the light of day last week with federal approval of..."
March 14, 2014 News Feature by Amy Smith
Rising From the Halloween Flood
Rebuilding the homes – and lives – displaced by the 2013 Onion Creek floods
"...Miller, like most residents of drought-wracked Central Texas, greeted the sounds of a storm with excitement. "I was thanking..."
Dec. 26, 2014 News Feature by Kate X Messer
Austin Film Festival Review: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
Rain Johnson brings back Benoit Blanc for a deliciously tart sequel
"...all of his work. His clever construction never undermines the genre hallmarks of his films, he loves them too..."
