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"...or pessimistic scenarios are both as likely to be wrong. A lot of systems will be fixed, hopefully those..."

Jan. 8, 1999 Screens Feature by Jon Lebkowsky

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"...have happened had Franz Ferdinand's driver not taken a wrong turn; that's how Ferdinand ended up under the assassin's..."

Oct. 4, 2019 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

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"...You probably eat bananas wrong. Monkeys, acknowledged experts in the subject, eat them by..."

June 9, 2017 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

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"...contain too much flour, not enough fat, or the wrong kind of fat; overbaking; or the type of cookie..."

Jan. 20, 2017 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

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"...law in that it means, "If something can go wrong, it will."..."

Jan. 6, 2017 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

'Chronicle' Was Wrong

"...the members of the independent commission, "With apologies to Mr. Goldberg and the Chronicle, this change to single-member districts,..."

Feb. 11, 2014 Postmarks

Fantastic Mr. League

Alamo Drafthouse honcho Tim League on debates, distro, and the change in venue

"...at the Alamo South Lamar, stop. You're going the wrong way. For one year only, Austin's biggest celebration of..."

Sept. 20, 2013 Screens Feature by Richard Whittaker

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"...The 1997 Disney movie, Hercules, got it wrong. Hercules was Roman. Heracles was Greek...."

July 12, 2013 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Powell Got It Wrong, Matador Is Not Reissuing Harlem Release

"...said recording being discussed during my brief conversation with Mr. Powell...."

July 6, 2009 Postmarks

Archaic Language Does Group Wrong

"...dated at best, disrespectful at worst. Whether or not Mr. Whittaker chose to pepper his writing with archaic Seventies..."

April 7, 2009 Postmarks

Savlov's Review Was Wrong

"...Want to Believe [Film Listings, Aug. 1]: The reviewer Mr. Savlov is a liar. There was no two-headed dog..."

Aug. 7, 2008 Postmarks

Bush's Commutation Wrong

"...punished because of the steep fine is disingenuous, too. Mr. Libby has a well-organized “defense fund” composed of important..."

July 6, 2007 Postmarks

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A Norwegian doomsday vault and Poe's pussy muse.

"...unveiled by the Norwegian government.Men who deny paternity are wrong 70% of the time...."

March 2, 2007 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Almost Always Wrong but Never in Doubt

"...of a free humanity. This delicate whisper comes from Mr. Black’s conscious recognition that he finds “the Constitution’s ideas..."

Dec. 10, 2006 Postmarks

Mr. Mojo Kickball Rising

"...sweat during regulation kickball, you’re probably doing something very wrong. The only slightly more popular sloshball combines the childhood..."

Oct. 20, 2006 Sports Post by James Renovitch

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The MGM Grand is indeed grand, and cancer-sniffing dogs

"...boosts the odds that your baby will have the wrong number of fingers.Gray squirrels were introduced to Britain from..."

Feb. 24, 2006 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Article Wrong About FQHCs

Feb. 1, 2006 Postmarks

Censorship Okay, Firing for Wrong Reasons Not

"...tape should be the one looking for work, not Mr. Flores. If the article would have continued along those..."

Feb. 21, 2005 Postmarks

What's Wrong With Proposition 12?

"...Dear Mr. Black, My name is Trent Turner, M.D. I am..."

Sept. 3, 2003 Postmarks

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Of prime numbers and meat industry

"...Twenty-two thousand checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour...."

Aug. 10, 2001 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Looking for Mr. Goodbill

A look at what's been filed for the 77th session at the Texas Legislature

"...hard to define, but easy to prosecute for the wrong reasons...."

Dec. 29, 2000 News Feature by Michael King

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A few more pins for the happy hour bowling alley of your mind.

"...because studio audiences there usually try to give contestants wrong answers...."

Dec. 8, 2000 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Oh No, It's Mr. Bill!

Do Bill Bunch's Tactics Hurt the Springs He Loves?

"...ordinance (before I made any motions). City staff were wrong-headed to defend Comp I," Bunch says. "We were excluded..."

Oct. 18, 1996 News Feature by Alex de Marban

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"...flies, even if those female flies were of the wrong species -- or even dead...."

Sept. 13, 1996 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

The Luv Doc: Settling

Who do you want? Mr. Wrong or Mr. Reliable?

"...that I should have been willing to work through Mr. Wrong’s issues or settled for Mr. Reliable But Has..."

April 12, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss

"...a lonely, unemployed photographer with a history of finding Mr. Wrong, falls hard for Gabriel (Rowe), an enigmatic waiter..."

Sept. 11, 1998 Movie Review by Steve Davis

Because I Said So

With a lazy, cliché, and rabid plot and paper-thin character development, this comedy's idea of fun involves the intergenerational discussion of orgasms.

"...she makes it her mission in life to find Mr. Right for her somewhat flighty youngest, Milly (Moore). So..."

Feb. 2, 2007 Movie Review by Toddy Burton

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Wrong John, Wrong Reason

"...Dear Mr. Black: I write in response to the article "Tug..."

Aug. 13, 1999 Column

Teenage Catgirls in Heat

This Troma film was made right here in Austin and tells the lurid story of cats that metamorphose into nubile women and "rub up against things" and cause havoc.

"...clueless males who just happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time). What happens from this..."

Feb. 17, 1995 Movie Review by Marc Savlov

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

This story of a young man in search of Mr. Right has a certain scrappy underdog charm but doesn’t flout any aspects of the romantic-comedy formula.

"...busybody same-sex wedding planner. Meanwhile, Ethan (Letterle) searches for Mr. Right in all the wrong places: with a dissolute..."

Aug. 4, 2006 Movie Review by Marrit Ingman

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