Headlines / Quote of the Week

"...House from 2009-2019, recently confirmed a widely traveled rumor – that Tim Dunn, the extremist Christian regarded as Texas’..."

April 12, 2024 News Feature

What Would Jesus Do?

"...an almost perfect rendering of the basic teaching of Jesus of Nazareth, and the cause for which he died..."

April 3, 2024 Postmarks

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, March 29 - April 4

"...SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I command you to love Jesus and Buddha! If you don’t, you will burn in..."

March 29, 2024 Column by Rob Brezsny

How Austin Transformed Danny Brown

The Detroit wild card on getting his shit together (and finding H-E-B)

"...I rapped in front of five people or 5,000 – I was gonna go there and try to kick..."

March 29, 2024 Music Feature by Kevin Curtin

The Luv Doc: AI Casanova

Maybe you’re not the Cyrano de Bergerac that reeled them in

"...just jealous I thought of it before he did?  – AI Casanova..."

March 22, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

Relays, Rides, and Rasslin' Headline This Week's Community Events

Recommended happenings around town

"...one that starts with C and never actually ends?   – James Scott Total DOMination Rodeo..."

March 22, 2024 Arts Feature by James Scott

South by Gay-west

The official unofficial SXSW recommendations for your queer Austin experience

"...checking the weekly column online at austinchronicle.com/qmmunity. Girls, Gays, & Theys..."

March 8, 2024 Arts Feature by James Scott

Day Trips: Schoenstatt Shrine, Lamar

Texas coast shrine is a replica of a German chapel

"...in the chapel. The altar includes a picture of Jesus and Mary and a statue of Saint Michael the..."

March 1, 2024 Column by Gerald E. McLeod

The Luv Doc: Middle-Aged, Caucasian, and Cranky

Middle-aged white guys have it tough all over, not just in Texas

"...think their needs are more important than everyone else’s – to the extent that they get angry when other..."

Feb. 23, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

Crypta, Cherubs, and More Crucial Concerts for the Week

Must-see shows for the weekend and beyond

"...As ATX adjusts to its size and national status – international cred secured long ago by SXSW – its..."

Feb. 16, 2024 Music Feature by Rachel Rascoe

Why Is Art Acevedo Back Overseeing APD?

City manager picks controversial former chief as top deputy

"...years and entrapped protestors, among other issues. I told Jesus Garza this is a bad call, and I guarantee..."

Jan. 19, 2024 News Post by Brant Bingamon

The Luv Doc: The Price of Admission

Emotionally unstable, overly dramatic people have a real flair for creating stark memories

"...think about all the good times we had together – the time we made lobster at her parents' house..."

Jan. 19, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

The Book of Clarence

Uneven attempt to both resurrect and spoof the biblical epic

"...to become the newest messiah, in the vein of Jesus of Nazareth (Pinnock), and embrace the glory and money..."

Jan. 12, 2024 Movie Review by Alejandra Martinez

The Luv Doc: Sketchy PPE

A real godsend for all the beefeaters with dodgy gnashers

"...I do to stop letting this drive me nuts?  – The Unmasked..."

Jan. 12, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Your Gaping Existential Void

Surprise! Unlike Jesus, the Luv Doc doesn’t have a sure-fire formula for eternal happiness.

"...– Sad Cheerleader..."

Dec. 29, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Belief Is Magic

Nobody comes to Jesus because of the rigorous scientific scrutiny of the Christian religion

"...– Rudolph the Red-Nosed Bar Drunk..."

Dec. 22, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

The Year Began With a New City Council and a New City Manager

After tussling with Council, Spencer Cronk got canned

"...Probably a bit of both, but either way, February – just a few weeks after Mayor Kirk Watson and..."

Dec. 15, 2023 News Feature by Austin Sanders

A Very Merry List of Junk to Gift to News Junkies

For loved ones in the good fight and those you’ve yet to indoctrinate

"...The crème de la crème is a generator. There are several..."

Dec. 8, 2023 News Feature by the News Team

The Luv Doc: She Goes Even Offer

All anyone remembers is the sad trombone

"...I get angry or annoyed with her about something – it can be anything – like her forgetting to..."

Dec. 1, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Review: “The Other Thing Is”

Malcolm Bucknall's sentimental, humorous, chimeric portraits

"...sheepish duck holding a pose in knee socks and Mary Jane shoes...."

Nov. 24, 2023 Arts Post by Meher Qazilbash

Day Trips: Nativity Exhibit, Port Lavaca

Travel around the world through a Port Lavaca collection of Nativity scenes

"...around the world. Everybody has their own take on Jesus' birth and it often includes local nuances – from..."

Nov. 24, 2023 Column by Gerald E. McLeod

The Luv Doc: Bloody Burger

Pitch black goes with just about everything

"...Since graduating A&M several years ago I have regularly hosted ex-classmates and..."

Oct. 27, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Preschool Funding Loophole has Tax Dollars Going to Religious Schools. Who Benefits?

Private school partnerships boost district enrollment

"...plan to significantly increase state funding to Christian schools – part of an agenda by Christian nationalists to take..."

Oct. 27, 2023 News Feature by Rob D'Amico

Austin Underground Veterans Immortalize the Nineties in New Oral History

A Curious Mix of People's Greg Beets and Richard Whymark plot October launch events

"...began over a decade ago, when Gomez/Sincola musician Chepo Peña tapped KVRX DJ-turned-Austin Music Network producer Whymark to film..."

Oct. 20, 2023 Music Feature by Carys Anderson

Kendrick Lamar, Ethel Cain, and More Highlights From Friday at ACL Fest

Homegrown acts Font, We Don’t Ride Llamas debut on big stages

"...Festival – as well as second-weekend-only acts like Tegan & Sara, M83, and Sudan Archives still to come on..."

Oct. 14, 2023 Music Post by Doug Freeman

Death Row Inmate Preaches to Prisoners Daily. Now the State Plans to Kill Him.

Saving body and soul

"...points a microphone to a fifth man sitting inside – Will Speer, known as Big Will...."

Oct. 13, 2023 News Feature by Brant Bingamon

The Luv Doc: NoisyDogs Guest

A possible entry into the Passive Aggression Hall of Fame

"...– Dog Lover and Human..."

Oct. 6, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Insane Inmate Deemed Too Ill to Murder

It took 20 years of litigation to figure out

"...in a burgundy cowboy outfit, he attempted to call Jesus Christ, Pope John Paul II, John F. Kennedy, and..."

Sept. 29, 2023 News Post by Brant Bingamon

Fantastic Fest Review: Scala!!!

The very punk history of London’s legendary art/grindhouse cinema

"...cineastes, scumbags, and insomniacs became so connected with rock & roll: Instead, it was a deliberate effort to weave..."

Sept. 24, 2023 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Free Will Astrology

Your weekly horoscope, September 15-21

"...believe we should all enjoy periodic phases of indulgence – chapters of our lives when we have the right,..."

Sept. 15, 2023 Column by Rob Brezsny

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