The Luv Doc: Big Jars of Dollar Bills

... that they're not even using

"...they can ... presumably ... park William Shatner's stretch Hummer? Chalk out a four square court for Lil Yachty?..."

March 24, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Opinion: The Zilker Vision Plan Is Deeply Flawed and Should Be Scrapped

The newly released draft plan is a recipe for how to ruin a park

"...shucks, we've got a parking garage spot for your Hummer right across the street from the festival entrance. Yuck...."

Dec. 23, 2022 Column by David Weinberg

Different Court and State, Same Alex Jones

Jones keeps lying in court and getting caught

"...show up outside the building Tuesday morning in his Hummer to yell about kangaroo courts and the Chinese empire,..."

Sept. 23, 2022 News Feature by Mike Clark-Madison

Second SXSW Lineup Installment Adds Over 300 Acts

KT Tunstall, Shamir, Sunflower Bean, and Circuit Des Yeux highlight

"...Bitchos (London UK-ENGLAND) Low Girl (Hemel Hempstead UK-ENGLAND) Low Hummer (Hull UK-ENGLAND) Lowertown (Atlanta GA) Luther & Lamar of..."

Dec. 8, 2021 Music Post by Rachel Rascoe

Drive-Through Trail of Lights Passes on Sale Now

No pedestrians allowed for second year

"...nine passengers in the vehicle. So, all you stretch Hummer and clown car owners will be charged extra depending..."

Oct. 7, 2021 Events Post by Skye Seipp

The Luv Doc: Done with Doing

It's OK for people to be wrong – horribly, obnoxiously wrong

"...control – sort of like driving a non-military issue Hummer or claiming you voted for the president...."

March 10, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Monster Trucks

Boy meets monster, adventure ensues

"...the barrel for energy, guzzling the stuff like a Hummer. (When Tripp takes his newly tricked-out truck to a..."

Jan. 20, 2017 Movie Review by Steve Davis

"Rachel Wolfson Smith: Midas" at grayDUCK Gallery

The vehicle crashes in this solo exhibition, artfully drawn in graphite, manage to contain both peace and a madness

"...hurt, seem as serene and sculptural as Stonehenge. A Hummer's back wheels are buried in the roof of a..."

Aug. 12, 2016 Arts Review by Sam Anderson-Ramos

The Luv Doc

Wherein the Luv Doc describes an act of deep, unsettling perversion

"...San Antonio was going to earn you a backseat hummer in the AT&T Center parking lot? That sir, is..."

Nov. 27, 2015 Column

The Night Before

Three guys look for fun on a Christmas Eve that turns into one crazy night

"...now a famous football player, they’ve got a stretch Hummer to get them there. Also, Isaac’s super-chill wife (Bell,..."

Nov. 20, 2015 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

The Luv Doc: Medicate as Needed

Nothing takes the edge off dealing with edgy people like a blissful buzz

"...Morgan Fairchild's ass in the back of Mark Cuban's Hummer limo. The absolute best things in Dallas are worth..."

Nov. 20, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Q&A Hole: What's the Use of Owning Original Artwork?

With Chris Cubas, Jill Schroeder, Shannon McCormick, and more.

"...off. It's the upper-class version of driving a giant Hummer...."

Feb. 2, 2015 Arts Post by Wayne Alan Brenner

Land Ho!

This buddy comedy travels all the way to Reykjavik – but does it actually go anywhere?

"...in another oversized gesture of generosity, rents a big Hummer for their trip to the countryside. First they go..."

Sept. 12, 2014 Movie Review by Marjorie Baumgarten

Gay Place: Austin Pride Parade

A look back at the 2009 Pride Parade as we prepare for 2012

"...up for the Academy, a spotless black Austin Police Hummer pulled up alongside us. The two obviously high-ranking women..."

Sept. 14, 2012 Column by Kate X Messer

Then There's This: AE and the Lege

City officials planning for the worst, hoping for the best

"...pay more for their electricity. That's like asking why Hummer owners should have to pay more for gas. Also,..."

July 20, 2012 News Column by Amy Smith

The Hightower Report: The Keystone XL Flim Flam

"...that it's now costing him $70 to fill his Hummer...."

March 9, 2012 News Column by Jim Hightower

Championship Motor Spectacular

Monster truck show and tractor pull

"...are back, including the Barbarian, Get Er Done, monster Hummer Sergeant Smash, and many more. Competitions include side-by-side racing,..."

Feb. 10, 2012 Sports Feature by Mark Fagan

The Luv Doc: Teenage Drifters and Truck Stop Prostitutes

"...next applicant. Same deal for anyone who drives a Hummer or a Camaro, but that goes without saying, doesn’t..."

Feb. 10, 2012 Column

Luv Doc Recommends: Cherrywood Art Fair 10th Anniversary

Maplewood Elementary School, Saturday, December 10, 2011

"...good news is that even if you have a Hummer with gold spinny rims, a Rolex Presidential, and a..."

Dec. 9, 2011 Column by The Luv Doc

Headlines

"...Builders Association of Greater Austin is promising: "Catch our Hummer Limo to go early vote a few blocks away"..."

June 3, 2011 News Feature

Foals

"...before hyperbolic 2008 debut Antidotes, Foals, on breakaway singles "Hummer" and "Mathletics," had already mapped out its signature sound:..."

Oct. 8, 2010 Music Feature by Austin Powell

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

This new chapter in the series splits the difference between kickstarter Twilight’s stylish camp and follow-up New Moon’s turgid drama, but still does not come up a winner.

"...toward – the single action set-piece – is a ho-hummer. Fire and ice, turns out, was an oversell: Think..."

July 2, 2010 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Luv Doc Recommends: Sick

Hyde Park Theatre, Friday, November 20, 2009

"...happiness aren’t going to put spinny rims on your Hummer or crust your grill with ice. Really, what good..."

Nov. 20, 2009 Column by The Luv Doc

Pick Your Transport Future

Camaro and plug-in hybrids compete for 'ooh' factor

"...it's a dream to drive (more fun than a Hummer, she claimed), and the kids like it because it's..."

May 5, 2009 News Post by Richard Whittaker

Critical Mass Arrests

Recent arrests spawn debate about safety of Critical Mass and motives of traffic cops

"...on Friday, March 27, a couple in a yellow Hummer H2 thrust their heads out of their windows to..."

April 10, 2009 News Feature by Daniel Mottola

Luv Doc Recommends: 33rd Armadillo Christmas Bazaar

Austin Convention Center, Thursday, December 18, 2008

"...will be the only city worker who drives a Hummer with gold rims and a license plate that reads,..."

Dec. 19, 2008 Column by The Luv Doc

Appalled by Review

"...reviewer's daddy works for Exxon or he drives a Hummer or what? This is a great show that is..."

Nov. 30, 2008 Postmarks

Kings of Leon

"...Kings of Leon have upgraded from vintage Camaro to Hummer. Only by the Night sounds every bit Achtung Baby,..."

Oct. 24, 2008 Music Review by Raoul Hernandez

Plugging In to Austin's Future

The cars of the future are here

"...lawn mowers. Local biofuel purveyors DieselGreen Fuels had a Hummer SUV and a Volkswagen Golf capable of running on..."

Oct. 24, 2008 News Feature by Daniel Mottola

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

David Hasselhoff a Young Snapper, 'Hanma' for Hummer, and more

"...In China, GMC's Hummer is called the "Hanma" or "fierce horse." It costs..."

Aug. 8, 2008 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

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