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Your weekly horoscope, July 14-20

"...Piscean novelist Peter De Vries wrote, "Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and..."

July 14, 2023 Column by Rob Brezsny

Crucial Concerts for the Coming Week

A celebration of Bobbie Nelson, a big birthday for Carousel Lounge, and more recommended shows

"...In 1963, the same year news of Beatlemania and..."

July 7, 2023 Music Column by Abby Johnston

Point Austin: A Great Time to Be a Republican

Bryan Slaton, Ken Paxton … and the rest of them

"...report of the House investigation, he got her thoroughly drunk, had sex with her, sent her off to buy..."

June 30, 2023 News Post by Michael King

Still Austin Whiskey Co-Founder Explores a Spirited History in New Book

Colonialism, distilleries, potations, and probity

"...spirits, or 12 drinks a day, as a "confirmed drunkard." In 2004, the biggest drinkers in America were clocked..."

June 30, 2023 Food Feature by A. Richmond

Review: Zach Theatre's Noises Off

Even after 40 years, Michael Frayn's backstage farce is fun, not funny

"...incompetent acting troupe defined by their respective foibles – drunk (Michael Stuart), dim-witted (Maggie Anderson), jealous (Andre Martin), delicate..."

June 23, 2023 Arts Feature by Bob Abelman

Remembering Teresa Taylor, Stand-Up Butthole Surfers Drummer With a Memorable Role in Slacker

The Texas percussionist and “Madonna Pap smear girl” has died at 60

"...that key scene, which she later claimed she performed drunk and high...."

June 20, 2023 Music Post by Tim Stegall

The Luv Doc: Deadeye Dick and Harry

The Luv Doc's hot and sweaty take on team rec sports

"...let yourself get pressured into inviting someone with two drunk driving convictions to a quail hunt. Bowling? Sure. If..."

May 5, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Review: One Night in Texas: The Next Waltz's Tribute to The Red Headed Stranger

Star-studded live interpretations achieve heartfelt Willie magic

"...master interpreter Kevin Russell riles up "I Gotta Get Drunk," but showcases Shinyribs' other side leading the crowd through..."

May 5, 2023 Music Feature by Doug Freeman

Shoot First, Create a Law to Make It Legal Later

Texas bill ensures zero consequences for police who injure people with "less lethal" rounds

"...to cause injury or death – in cases of drunk driving: "If a drunk driver doesn't intend to kill..."

April 21, 2023 News Feature by Brant Bingamon

Crosstalk: The American Analog Set Due for Numero Group Reissue Treatment, and More Music News

Blaze Foley’s Outhouse online & Broken Spoke's historic marker

"...which is a wild thing to say about a drunk, belligerent, homeless, confrontational guy.” (Read Mercier's Chronicle obituary here.)..."

April 6, 2023 Music Post by Austin Powell

The Luv Doc: Bullies With Benefits

Wherein the Luv Doc puts lipstick on a pig

"...former classmate who had a bad motorcycle wreck while drunk and, due to the severity of his injuries and..."

April 7, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

A Very Jewish Horror in Attachment

Filmmaker Gabriel Bier Gislason discusses cultural authenticity

"...she and I went out and got really, really drunk. She hadn't told me these stories before, but she..."

April 5, 2023 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

Public Notice: Echoes of History

From the 23rd Street Mural to the Police Academy, in only 50 years

"...and the like. One guy I knew would get drunk every few weekends and go paint obscene graffiti on..."

March 31, 2023 News Column by Nick Barbaro

Review: Hyde Park Theatre's St. Nicholas

Conor McPherson revival is a retelling of a tall tale worth repeating

"...by his negative review. While stalking and stumbling, our drunk and self-hating protagonist befriends and becomes the good-will ambassador..."

March 21, 2023 Arts Post by Bob Abelman

The Austin Chronicle Hair of the 3-Legged Dog Day Party Revives Hotel Vegas on Friday of SXSW

Quad doses of Kydd Jones, Being Dead, Rattlesnake Milk, & Urban Heat

"...with shouty enthusiasm, then boomed, "It's okay to get drunk right now!" For the record, we had plenty of..."

March 18, 2023 SXSW Post by Kriss Conklin

Inside

High-concept art heist flick is an arthouse dud

"...the smart hub that runs everything. In between getting drunk and rummaging through the penthouse’s rooms and cupboards, Nemo..."

March 17, 2023 Movie Review by Alejandra Martinez

SXSW Film Review: Late Bloomers

The kindness of strangers creates beauty, growth, and laughs

"...dumped her – going to do but get runaway drunk and, awkwardly stalking, break her hip?..."

March 11, 2023 Screens Post by Wayne Alan Brenner

Qmmunity: South by So Gay

Squeeze all the juice from these fruity events, both SXSW-adjacent and beyond

"...drop from it when the lemonade's all mixed and drunk. Thankfully, I've been tracking down events both in and..."

March 10, 2023 Column by James Scott

Lazarus' Second Location Works Hard So You Can Relax With a Beer

The new, North Loop location is Laz'r focused

"...by the time of writing this story, we had drunk it all. Fortunately, neither Lazarus 1 nor Lazarus 2..."

March 3, 2023 Food Feature by Eric Puga

Former Heartless Bastard Jesse Ebaugh Finds His Own Texas Touch

The Tender Things face hard truths on new LP

"...most importantly, the voice in your head when you're drunk that tells you you are not good enough got..."

Feb. 24, 2023 Music Feature by Doug Freeman

The Luv Doc: Google Ghost Tinder Date

Some people don't have a digital footprint

"...those slushies. The chat sessions are lit too, because drunk cousins can talk some serious bullshit. Park your ass..."

Feb. 17, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Review: In the Beginning

Do gynoids dream of inflatable sheep in this wild woman dum dum show?

"...her own repressed narrative – you can imagine her drunk on fermented pomegranates and telling that lissome rib-born creature,..."

Feb. 9, 2023 Arts Post by Wayne Alan Brenner

Headlines / Quote of the Week

"...Ur Sweet? Actually, Ur Drunk: State Sen. Charles Schwertner, R-Georgetown, was arrested Tuesday on..."

Feb. 10, 2023 News Feature

She Is Love

Dry love-triangle comedy sacrifices honesty for hollow style

"...various character combinations that vibe awkward then vicious then drunk and horny...."

Feb. 3, 2023 Movie Review by Kimberley Jones

Bassist on Bassist Q&A: Kinseli Baricuatro and Marcus Bell

On powering the scene’s rhythm section, fueled by lip gloss and tequila cranberries

"...the craziest part, though: Midsong, midset, this dude, he's drunk, stumbling, walks up the stairs and starts walking onstage..."

Jan. 27, 2023 Music Feature by Laiken Neumann

Die Spitz Cut Their Hard Rock Teeth

Childhood friends-turned-bandmates talk new EP and "the best year ever"

"...all mosh pits upon a crowd of unsuspecting, slightly drunk twentysomethings. When one bandmate tackled another, sending an entire..."

Jan. 20, 2023 Music Feature by Genevieve Wood

Serving Cxnt, Texas Style

Best of Austin drag show Coco Cxnts adds RPDR queen to cast

"...Last August during Austin Pride, I admitted to a drunk guy in the W Austin that I’d not been..."

Jan. 13, 2023 Qmmunity Post by James Scott

SXSW Goes Monster Hunting With Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Amongst Thieves

Evil Dead Rises and more added to festival lineup

"...An aimless 28-year-old Brooklynite lands in the hospital after drunkenly breaking her hip being stupid. An encounter with a..."

Jan. 11, 2023 SXSW Post by Richard Whittaker

Y2K Exits Stage Left & Turito Enters the Scene

Local queer DJ puts out first and last EP under the Y2K name

"...Up Charlies for a Dorian Electra show. We got drunk, danced, and I saw for the first time the..."

Jan. 5, 2023 Qmmunity Post by James Scott

Five Celebrations of NYE Weekend

Boot out 2022 and usher in 2023 with laughs, music, and a good walk

"...the thrall of some ludicrous god. Whether sober or drunk, better to enjoy yourself immensely and maintain a modicum..."

Dec. 30, 2022 Arts Feature by Wayne Alan Brenner

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