2015-16 Austin Music Awards Winners

"...Dangerous Toys..."

March 17, 2016 Photo Gallery

The Luv Doc: The Dating Scene

People are just no damn good

"...So, here is my advice: Stop thinking in terms..."

March 18, 2016 Column

The Luv Doc: Too Many Exes

Not all exes are bunny boilers

"...Well, Ava, depending on the ex, even one can..."

March 11, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Kid Crazy

Any man over the age of 50 who wants to have children isn't playing with a full deck

"...OK, let's not get too judgy. After all, Noah..."

March 4, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Always High

Who doesn't love sodomy?

"...power-bonging on deadline day and you end up with Daniel Johnston on the cover (cue the strident debates on..."

Feb. 26, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The 24th Annual Austin Chronicle Short Story Contest

The lowdown on the 2015 submissions, judges, 10 finalists, and the prize-winning stories

"...Susan Moffat, James Renovitch, R.U. Steinberg, Jason Stout, and Danielle White. (FYI: Again this year, more than one-third of..."

Feb. 19, 2016 Arts Feature by Robert Faires

The Luv Doc: Titty Bar Lunch

The chef knows what medium rare is, so don't send your steak back because it's undercooked

"...can't be any more uncomfortable that getting a lap dance after a big meal, and you will surely learn..."

Feb. 19, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Desperate Measures

What to do with a pee-spraying douchewad with no redeeming qualities

"...Jesus, Peachy. That sounds horrible – especially the part..."

Feb. 12, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: She's a Hitter

Maybe you need to watch your goddamned sassy mouth

Feb. 5, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Cat Poop!

A pile of cat poop is hardly a severed horse head, but you should probably take it as a message

Jan. 29, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Wishy Washy

When a guy asks you if you want to "Netflix and chill," he doesn't really give a damn about the Netflix

Jan. 22, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Road Trip!

Traveling is stressful – especially for people who like everything screwed down tight

"...Over the holidays, my fiancé and I went to..."

Jan. 15, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Ray of Hope

Wherein the Luv Doc unveils the key to happiness

Jan. 8, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Secret Santa

Maybe your Secret Santa owns a thrift-store Timex and a whiskey-dented 2001 Ford Escort

"...Well Bitters, like the real imaginary Santa Claus, Secret..."

Jan. 1, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Speculation

The facts are merely ornaments that adorn the Luv Doc's mighty Douglas fir of speculation

Dec. 25, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Empathy

The Luv Doc can be a little judgy

"...Yes, taking a cheap shot at some bad-haircut douche..."

Dec. 18, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Hamster Wheel

You need to access your uncrazy side

Dec. 11, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Jokesters!

In which the Luv Doc reveals an unshakable truth, a pipeline to the Godhead

Dec. 4, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc

Wherein the Luv Doc describes an act of deep, unsettling perversion

Nov. 27, 2015 Column

The Luv Doc: Medicate as Needed

Nothing takes the edge off dealing with edgy people like a blissful buzz

"...To deal with your stress on the drive (and..."

Nov. 20, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Facial Hair

In the end the mortality rate of bearded vs. non-bearded people is exactly the same

Nov. 13, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Bad Bacon

Yes, processed red meat causes cancer. Which village idiots were still laboring under the assumption it doesn't?

Nov. 6, 2015 Column

The Luv Doc

Great memories are meant to be treasured

Oct. 30, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Worried Sick

Sometimes you have to risk your friendship for the sake of your friend

Oct. 23, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Beer in Heaven?

What if the bliss they're doling out in heaven is not your jam?

Oct. 16, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Gold Digger

It's really hard to convince someone they shouldn't be happy when they already are

Oct. 9, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: - * - = +

When is it appropriate to punch the Dalai Lama in the face?

"...I can't stand my girlfriend's best friend. She is..."

Oct. 2, 2015 Column

Luv Doc: What Is Love?

A philosophical examination of Haddaway's classic 1993 dance hit

"...can say it much better than Haddaway's classic 1993 dance hit, which asks the very same question. That song..."

Sept. 25, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: To Search or Not to Search?

How did you fail so spectacularly as a parent?

Sept. 18, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Long-Distance Relationships

For those willing to believe in the impossible, anything is possible

"...Why? Because Joel Osteen understands that when we get..."

Sept. 11, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

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