Cumulative Staff Box

"...Dance: Sarah Wimer, Robert Bryce, Robi Polgar..."

Sept. 7, 2001 Features Feature by Nick Barbaro

The Luv Doc: A Long F%#king Way From Smith

The Luv Doc has a confession to make

"...the thrust) of the nominally challenged. I was born "Dan Patrick." That truly wasn't much of an issue until..."

June 9, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Playback: Make the Austin Music Poll Great Again

Getting the vote out for the 2016/17 Austin Music Poll

"...Longtime Chronicle employee Dan Hardick denies Russian espionage factoring in to his band..."

Jan. 27, 2017 Music Column by Kevin Curtin

Groping Women, Ducking Questions, Fighting Lightweights, Bashing Bonds

Election notes from the city, state, country, and beyond

"...actually unendorse Trump. Of course, neither did Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, who tweeted "there is absolutely no excuse to..."

Oct. 14, 2016 News Feature by Richard Whittaker

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Our readers talk back.

"...I stumbled upon a couple of stories written by Dan Hardick. It would appear that they were a couple..."

May 7, 2004 Column

'LuvDoc' Fan

"...I stumbled upon a couple of stories written by Dan Hardick. It would appear that they were a couple..."

April 30, 2004 Postmarks

The Luv Doc: Spelling and Grammar

Another win for the Republicans, another step toward idocracy

"...The God’s own truth of it is that if..."

March 27, 2015 Column by The Luv Doc

The LuvDoc's Celebrity Corner

The LuvDoc chats with Marcus G. Ollington, rock star cartographer

"...Dan Hardick Normal Dan Hardick 2 270 2012-08-07T19:51:00Z 2012-08-07T19:51:00Z 3..."

Aug. 8, 2012 Chronolog Post by The Luv Doc

11th Annual 'Austin Chronicle' Short Story Contest

Introduction and Results

"...both. Or it can be layered with an insurgent mundaneness while set to an inscrutable melody. A short story..."

Jan. 31, 2003 Books Feature by Shawn Badgley

2007 'Austin Chronicle' Chipmunking Contest

"...were the Chronicle's Mike Bartnett, Bobby Leath, Alan Metoskie, Dan Hardick, James Renovitch, and David Woolsey. Representing SXSW were..."

March 30, 2007 Sports Post by Sofia Resnick

Go Forth. Be Memorable.

"...wins halfway through the season, but with names like "Hardick" and "Lube" on our roster, we are pretty much..."

July 21, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Voice

Really, what woman wouldn’t want to be Melanie Griffith?

"...fingernails on the chalkboard. Can you explain it? - Dan C...."

Oct. 19, 2012 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Happy Grunting!

There are certain smells that even love can't overcome

"...But no, we were cast out of the garden...."

Dec. 1, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Beware the Righteous

Way worse than robots

"...I love my boyfriend and we get along most..."

Sept. 16, 2016 Column by The Luv Doc

Food Issue Extra Helpings: Sandwiched Together

Notes from the 'Chronicle' lunch line

"...soo stopped buying them (too expensive). Promotions director/Luv Doc Dan Hardick inevitably says something inappropriate. (“Handbook!” is what we..."

Feb. 12, 2014 Food Post by Kimberley Jones

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Our readers talk back.

"...Dan Kowal..."

Nov. 28, 2003 Column

Welcome to the 28th Annual Hot Sauce Festival

The heat is on

"...Hot Sauce Chron team – especially Special Events Manager Dan Hardick, Marketing Director Sarah Wolf, Marketing Manager Karena Rogers,..."

Aug. 24, 2018 Food Feature by Jessi Cape

The Chronicle's Staff Pet Portraits

"...office to sit for portraits with staff photographer David Brendan Hall. The result was total chaos – fur flying..."

Feb. 15, 2018 Photo Gallery

The Luv Doc: Rejection

An effusively positive affirmation of your undeniable awesomeness

"...sites don't work out, you can always throw a bandanna on your dog and go play Frisbee at Zilker..."

Feb. 2, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: A Hard “No”

It's not uncommon to have awkward, shitty dates

Jan. 26, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: A Very Depressive Point of View

Contrary to our Idiot-in-Chief's racist desires, no one in Norway wants to come to America

"...First of all, kudos on the timeliness of your..."

Jan. 19, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: An Embarrassment of Riches

The whole clingy aspect of physical affection

Jan. 12, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Hot Zone

If you really want to be sure, complete immolation is the way to go

"...Fortunately Hot Zone, there is a lot of reasonable..."

Jan. 5, 2018 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Top 10 Needlessly Long Sentences

"...(who will do both for a price) and dubious, dangerous drug dealers (I'm looking at you, Pfizer), but the..."

Dec. 29, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Sacrifice

It's always best to seize the moral high ground

"...For the last five years, my boyfriend and I..."

Dec. 22, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: The Via Dolorosa

When is it acceptable to use the L word?

Dec. 15, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

What’cha Watchin’?

Distribution Manager/Luv Doc Rabble-Rouser Dan Hardick is all Showtime, all the time

"...– Distribution Manager/Luv Doc Rabble-Rouser Dan Hardick..."

Dec. 15, 2017 Screens Column

The Luv Doc: Emotional Meltdown

It's almost always the molehill

"...do keg stands. Moderate people never attempt embarrassingly bad dance moves. Moderate people never say, "Yes! I will mud..."

Dec. 8, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

Luv Doc: Giving Thanks

The Luv Doc is not not conned by the deluded nostalgics who claim that turkey is their favorite meat

"...1) That the president hasn't yet declared martial law..."

Nov. 24, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

The Luv Doc: Stressing Out

How many long, luxurious bubble baths can a man take?

"...So you keep relaxing. My guess is that by..."

Nov. 17, 2017 Column by The Luv Doc

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