Bahn, Bahn, Bahn ...
Apparently, most Austinites don't know that New Braunfels' Schlitterbahn Waterpark has a resort.
"...boys headed for a two-day, two-night weekend extravaganza at Schlitterbahn, I began wondering if I should have my skull..."
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