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Otis: Drunk or sober, I can't tell very much without my glasses.
Andy: Well, were you drunk when Deputy Fife arrested you?
Otis: I can't tell. I wasn't wearin' my glasses.
Barney: David Crosby? You're my hero!
Crosby: Oh, you like my music?
Barney: You're a musician?
Teddy Blue: I'm too old to start drinking whiskey at 10 in the morning.
Calamity Jane: Yeah, well, I'm too old to stop.
Lucille: I'll be in the hospital bar.
Michael: Uh, you know there isn't a hospital bar, Mother.
Lucille: Well, this is why people hate hospitals.
"You don't know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it's good. Because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar. Because we deserve it. We drink because it's what men do."
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