Conans Pizza
2438 W. Anderson, conanspizza.com
By Crom! There's nothing barbaric about Austin's original Chicago-style pizzeria (apart from the loin-cloth-and-battle-axe Frank Frazetta decor), with five different bases, including two gluten-free options. How civilized! Sure, you can go thin crust, but the deep-dish Savage is the meal of true conquerors.