The Legislature's Top 10 Alternatives to Abortion
Fri., Jan. 5, 2007
Photo By John Anderson
1) Have the baby.
2) Seriously, have the baby. God wants you to.
3) Have the baby: If you don't, you're going to hell.
4) Have the baby. Who cares if it's your dad's?
5) Have the baby.
6) Have the baby; you do the deed, you pay the price – that's life!
7) Stop being so selfish: Have the baby.
8) Have the baby.
9) Four heads, five heads – hey, that's just more kiddo to love: Have the baby.
10) Don't have sex.
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