Naked City

The Chronicle News Dept.'s Official Holiday Gift Guide

Naked City

"While some pets serve, others grieve." That's why Voicekins™ has created its red, white, and blue three-piece set of toys (with squeakers) to help cure Spot's depression about this crazy world. 100% of profits go to World Trade Center relief. Click on George's face and enter a virtual showcase offering Bushy tumblers, golf balls, golf towels, denim shirts, and more. You can choose to stand with Bush, or vote for Bush in '04. Does not sell pose-able Bush cabinet dolls or "Pin the Dick on the Cheney" Game.

Monica Lewinsky Cigars. For those moments of Clinton nostalgia. Five inches long.

John Wayne: America, Why I Love Her. Ten patriotic vignettes uttered by the Duke. Originally released in 1973, the idea for this recording came about after an afternoon discussion (and round of golf) between Wayne, actor Forrest Tucker, and Robert Mitchum's brother. Includes renditions of "Face the Flag" and "Taps." CD or audio cassette.

"United We Stand" custom wheel grip. Driving is as American as stepmom and frozen apple pie, which is why you're never lonely on the road -- even though being encased within glass and metal might lead you to feel otherwise. Also comes in "God Bless America."

What Would Jenna Drink? Ceramic beer stein with gold trim. Holds 22 ounces.

Ronald Reagan: The Great Speeches, Vol. 1. Perfect for those romantic nights spent cuddling by the fire with your Ronnie or Nancy or for those pep talks you give yourself in the bathroom each morning. Comes in CD and audio cassette.

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