Conquistador Incorporated

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Conquistador Incorporated

Ballads

Because Tommy Wiseau clearly needed a theme song and Sarah Palin decidedly did not need another, the debut disc from local sign-of-the-times satiric quartet Conquistador Incorporated amuses at turns but has little endurance. Proving impressive in their musical reach and genre pilfering, the 10 personally addressed ballads mock and maul cultural moments best forgotten, from a sludgy "Joa Jon-il" to the rootsy "Ted Haggard" and Auto-Tuned "Glenn Beck." **

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