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Going yard with a litany of baseball songs, a hot-rod show, and Trail of Dead

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Illustration By Nathan Jensen


Glory Days

With March Madness of both the NCAA and SXSW varieties subsiding, it's time once again to smell that new grass on the field. In honor of Sunday's Opening Day, TCB compiled an album's worth of baseball-themed music. Many of these songs, and many more, are available on Hungry for Music's Diamond Cuts series, which has released a volume every year since 1997. Play ball!

CHUCK BERRY, "Brown Eyed Handsome Man": In the final verse of Berry's 1956 R&B hit, the titular hero whacks "a high fly into the stand" on a 3-2 count to win the game. Also recorded by Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis, Johnny Cash, Wanda Jackson, and Waylon Jennings.

BOB DYLAN, "Catfish": Dylan follows Seventies A's/Yankees strikeout artist Jim "Catfish" Hunter as he whiffs Reggie Jackson, becomes baseball's first million-dollar free agent, and hunts quail on his 100-acre spread. Though written at the height of Hunter's career in 1975, not officially released until 1991's The Bootleg Series.

JOHN FOGERTY, "Centerfield": The perennial. Fogerty's title cut to his 1985 album celebrates "Brown Eyed Handsome Man," Willie Mays, Ty Cobb, and the kid in all of us who yearns to "touch 'em all." Besides the song's constant use in TV sports montages, its opening cadence is a popular rally clap at Houston's Minute Maid Park.

STEVE GOODMAN, "A Dying Cub Fan's Last Request": Goodman, who famously wrote redneck anthem "You Never Even Called Me by My Name" for buddy David Allan Coe, premiered this 1983 lament on Chicago's WGN Radio. By his reckoning, the Windy City's rich blues history is inextricably linked to the Cubs' misadventures in the "ivy-covered burial ground" of Wrigley Field.

MARAH, "Rain Delay": The rootsy Philadelphia rockers put this on their 1998 debut, Let's Cut the Crap and Hook Up Later On Tonight, and even enlisted Phillies play-by-play announcer Harry Kalas to record an intro.

NELLY, "Batter Up": Austin-born Nelly hung up his minor-league spikes when he got in the rap game, but remembers his former career on this Jeffersons-quoting cut from 2000 smash Country Grammar: "I'm stealin' second and third and lookin' home, peepin' greedy now."

JACK NORWORTH, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame": Vaudevillian Norworth wrote the lyrics to this seventh-inning-stretch staple on a 1908 subway ride into Manhattan; composer Albert von Tilzer penned the music. It's since been recorded well over 100 times, by artists as varied as George Winston, Raffi, and Los Straitjackets.

TREY PARKER, "America (Fuck Yeah)!": The chorus of this would-be anthem from last year's puppet farce Team America: World Police extols baseball alongside other American institutions like Wal-Mart, McDonald's, and the Gap.

KENNY ROGERS, "The Greatest": The silver-haired Houston native returned to the country charts after a long absence with this sweet-natured 1999 hit about a plucky youngster who can't quite hit his own pitching just yet.

S.F. SEALS, Baseball Trilogy: Named after San Francisco's pre-Giants club, the Bay Area indie rockers debuted with this 1993 three-song EP memorializing troubled Tigers pitcher Denny McLain, the last man to win 30 games in a season; Pirates hurler Dock Ellis, who threw a no-hitter tripping on LSD; and Northern California's own Joe DiMaggio, who began his pro career with the Seals.

PAUL SIMON, "Night Game": Typically existential character study from Simon's 1975 album Still Crazy After All These Years. Things go awry when the unnamed pitcher dies on the mound.

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, "Glory Days": The Boss' hard-driving Born in the U.S.A. rocker uses an encounter with a high-school buddy who could "blow that speedball by you" to ruminate on days gone by. Former Yankees and Padres slugger Graig Nettles takes Springsteen deep in the video.

UNKNOWN, "Baseball Polka": The first known baseball song, "Baseball Polka" appeared in 1858 – 11 years before the first professional ballclub, the Cincinnati Red Legs, threw their first pitch.

JERRY JEFF WALKER, "Nolan Ryan": From Walker's 1990 album Navajo Rug, details the career of the Refugio-born fireballer (and now Round Rock Express/Corpus Christi Hooks co-owner) through four teams and six no-hitters. "A hero to us all," sings Walker, a sentiment with which present Lone Star aces from Roger Clemens to Josh Beckett undoubtedly agree.

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Hot Rod Heaven

Careening into its fourth year, the Lone Star Rod & Kustom Roundup is growing by "leaps and bounds," says Continental Club owner and Roundup jefe Steve Wertheimer. Preregistration for Saturday's main event at Festival Beach is up to 500, plus maybe another 200 "roll-ups." Unlike other hot-rod shows, where the cars mostly sit in some sterile indoor hall, Lone Star is geared toward actually driving around. Events are scheduled all over the area, but the highlight is always the street scene on South Congress, where tricked-out rides cruise between Roundup venues the Continental, Trophy's, and Jo's Hot Coffee. "There's nothing cooler than seeing five '32s together on South Congress on Saturday night," says Wertheimer, who credits his love of cars to a youth spent poring over auto magazines at the soda fountain in his dad's drugstore. Choosing a soundtrack for all this sledding is easy, he adds: "All you have to do is get that hot-rod box set that came out on Rhino a few years ago." Get the whole scoop at www.lonestarroundup.com.
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Dead to Rights

Fresh off a five-week European tour, and now on a U.S. trek that brings them to Emo's April 30, Austin's ... And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead pulled into Waterloo Records Monday for a 30-minute semiacoustic set. Trading their chaotic ferocity for melodic introspection, particularly on Worlds Apart's "The Best" and "Lost City of Refuge," they closed with a lighter-worthy cover of the Band's "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down." "We've been watching The Last Waltz a lot," explained frontman Conrad Keely, but others in the band had their own preferences. "I wanted to do 'Up on Cripple Creek,'" bassist Danny Wood said afterward.
Bullet the Blue Sky

• The Austin Record Convention follows the Crockett Events Center to its new digs at 10601 N. Lamar Saturday and Sunday; the $4 admission is good for both days. eBay classes will be taught on the premises, so hold on to your credit cards.

• Baseball isn't the only sport emerging from hibernation: The Texas Rollergirls host a pep rally for their upcoming season Friday at the newly liquored-up Longbranch Inn, while their Lonestar Rollergirl rivals get going Sunday at Thunderdome with Young Heart Attack and the Action Is.

• The lifetime achievement awards keep rolling in for Pinetop Perkins, who will be so honored by the Blues Foundation at its W.C. Handy Awards May 5 in Memphis. Perkins has taken the Best Keyboards Handy 12 years running.

• To celebrate their third anniversary, the Midgetmen are giving away a pair of iPod Shuffles at Friday's Flamingo Cantina show, where the local punks appear with Navin's Thermos, La La Land, Aster, and Attention Spaniards.

• 40 Acres Fest returns to the UT campus Saturday, headlined by Dallas native and former Ashlee Simpson flame Ryan Cabrera. Austin's Good Looks, Steve Tenpenny, the Handsomes, AfroFreque, Truepenny, and Battle of the Bands winner Texas Renegade add to the free fun, which starts at noon.

• Next Thursday, April 7, is the deadline to register to vote in the May 7 city election that will, among other things, decide the fate of smoking in bars and live music venues. Early voting starts April 20.

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