With the Austin Record Convention inhabiting the Crockett Events Center, 6301 Hwy. 290 E., Saturday and Sunday, 10am-6pm, $4 admission good for both days, here's the Top 10 things you're likely to overhear.
10) "Yeah, I saw Ghost World too. Steve Buscemi is God."
9) "All Janet Jackson albums half off!"
8) "I'll give you this whole box of live Dead tapes for $20."
7) "This Moby Grape LP is in mint condition. Those scratches are just cosmetic."
6) "It only skips a little, I swear."
5) "How many times has Daddy told you: Those Sippie Wallace 78s are not coasters!"
4) "I'll trade you two P.J. Harvey bootlegs for that Radiohead import."
3) "I don't care if it was just reissued the last thing I need right now is another copy of Rumours."
2) "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
1) "My store just closed. Are you hiring?"