Riddle Me This
A few questions for our visitors:
ATHENS, GA.: How cool is it that the B-52's are still dancing their mess around?
ATLANTA: Can't Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins sing about anything besides strippers?
AUSTRALIA: Is Jet really the best you can do?
CANADA: Why do your bands sound like either Broken Social Scene, the New Pornographers, or Nickelback?
CHICAGO: How can R. Kelly stand trial on kiddie-porn charges and be nominated for an NAACP Image Award?
DALLAS: Why haven't you taken more credit for Norah Jones?
DETROIT: If the White Stripes really aren't a couple, why isn't Jack White producing Dolly Parton's next album, too?
GREAT BRITAIN: The Darkness is OK, but when can we expect another Maiden or Priest?
HOLLYWOOD: Aren't Rooney and Maroon 5 just boy bands with guitars?
HOUSTON: How long before Beyoncé kicks Kelly and Michelle to the curb for good?
IRELAND: Could somebody please tell U2 to hurry up and finish their next album?
LOS ANGELES: Chinese Democracy? Hello?
MEMPHIS: Will Elvis ever not be cool?
NASHVILLE: How much do we all miss Johnny Cash already?
NEW YORK: Does anybody really believe Jay-Z is retiring?
OKLAHOMA CITY/DALLAS: How long before the Flaming Lips and the Polyphonic Spree go totally easy-listening?
PORTLAND: Will anyone besides music critics and lovesick college kids ever care about the Shins?
SAN ANTONIO: Can't Clear Channel create a roots-radio format for Wilco, Pat Green, and the Drive-by Truckers?
SEATTLE: What's the big deal about Death Cab for Cutie?
VIRGINIA BEACH: Are the Neptunes great producers or just great with Pro Tools?