Dreck the Halls
John TeshChristmas Worship (Garden City) Santa Claus is busted for running the Internet's largest kiddie-porn ring. Frosty the Snowman turns tricks to support his candy-cane habit. The three wise men knock over a string of liquor stores and escape to Mexico. The former Entertainment Tonight host's Christmas Worship isn't quite as bad as all that, but it's close. Only recommended for those who go Christmas shopping purely for the piped-in seasonal treacle.
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