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Butthole Surfers songs you might find on the menu at a fancy restaurant:


"BBQ Pope"

"Eindhoven Chicken Masque"


"Boiled Dove" in "Pepper" sauce

(and for our vegetarian friends)

"Cream Corn From the Socket of Davis"


"George Lucas' Chocolate"

"Flame Grape"

"Strawberry" flavored "Psychedelic Jam"

And at the bar, try our specialty ...

"Alcohol" with "Cough Syrup" chaser

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Dancing About Architecture
The last installment of "Dancing About Architecture."

Ken Lieck, Jan. 3, 2003

So Long, Slug
So Long, Slug

Ken Lieck, Dec. 20, 2002

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