Artificial Turf: Strike one. No beer: Strike two. Aluminum bats: Well, we'll give 'em a foul tip on that one, since no one really has a choice in the matter. Still, the friendly confines of Disch-Falk - from which the 'Horns rarely venture forth except when forced to for conference games - provide lots of good baseball: 40 home games this year, starting Feb. 1.