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"...Former Austin Democratic state Rep. Glen Maxey this morning filed a complaint with the State Commission on Judicial Conduct, arguing that 3rd Court of Appeals Judge Jan Patterson violated judicial ethics when she told the Chronicle last month that Gov..."
"...If you haven't been following the Republican race to become lieutenant governor, run and grab some popcorn. What was already a slobberknocker has become a no-holds-barred blood feud, as former candidate Jerry Patterson accused Dan Patrick of being a draft dodger...."
"...It seemed that yesterday's announcement of a concession deal over the sale of the Christmas Mountains by the General Land Office was going to allow land commissioner Jerry Patterson to put his case to the media. But it can't be described as a good press conference when the speaker has to apologize to the press for being "testy" with them..."
"...Democratic activist and former state Rep. Glen Maxey on Monday filed a complaint with the State Commission on Judicial Conduct, arguing that 3rd Court of Appeals Judge Jan Patterson violated judicial ethics when she told the Chronicle this fall that Gov..."
"...On Oct. 26 the Corpus Christi-based 13th Court of Appeals denied for the second time the appeal of Frederick Patterson, who was convicted in 2004 on three counts of dealing minor amounts of crack cocaine..."
"...Rick Perry's press office earlier this month whether or not the governor had asked Austin Sen. Kirk Watson to consider 3rd Court of Appeals Justice Jan Patterson for possible appointment to Travis County's 353rd Civil District Court bench, we were told by spokesman Chris Cutrone on Oct..."
"...That brought to an end the speculation about who would be chosen, as well as the aspirations of nearly a dozen people who'd put their names in for consideration – including, it turns out, Democratic 3rd Court of Appeals Judge Jan Patterson. In two letters penned to Perry on July 23 (the two are virtually identical; the first is handwritten, the second typed), Patterson tells Perry that she'd like him to appoint her to fill Ozmun's spot..."
"...While the rest of Texas seems to believe the Christmas Mountains should and will become a part of Big Bend National Park, Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson has kicked up the dust yet again by announcing he is negotiating a new land-management deal with the ranch's neighbors...."
"...Dear Editor, As a longtime fan of The Austin Chronicle, I was distressed to see the misleading headline you used for the story reporting that 3rd Court of Appeals Justice Jan Patterson had been cleared of Glen Maxey's complaints to the State Commission on Judicial Conduct. Your headline said, "Patterson Partly Cleared" ["Primary Post-Mortem," News, March 12]..."
"...Headlining SXSW's Ponderosa Stomp is just the latest angle for Dallas soul mainstay Bobby Patterson. Besides his own list of memorable singles ("T.C.B..."
"...Austin Lyric Opera has a new face. Last week, the board of trustees announced that Kevin Patterson of Pittsburgh Opera would be joining the organization as its new general director..."
"...After the botched attempted sale of the Christmas Mountains ranch in far West Texas by the Texas General Land Office, preservation groups hoped to find a public owner. Now the National Park Service has asked Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson to delay the sale, and he seems to be doing the policy equivalent of muttering about cold, dead hands. Initially, Patterson represented the issue as being that the NPS had declined the land, whereas the reality is that the cash-strapped agency didn’t have the money (same reason the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department didn’t add it to the adjoining Big Bend State Park) or the legislative approval (due to the size of the site) to take it..."
"...This week's decision by the School Land Board at their meeting to keep the Christmas Mountains and not sell it to private bidders looked like an acceptance that the blasted stretch of West Texas will become part of Big Bend National Park. But not so fast: Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson wanted a quick word with the press corps. As they headed to the door, journalists were told that "we" would be holding a media briefing at 2pm..."
"...Dear Editor, Re: "And They're Off!" [News, Jan. 8]: For 12 years Judge Jan Patterson has maintained a Democratic outpost in 23 counties of Republican stripe, while the power brokers hunkered down in Austin. She has fought the good fights with ringing dissents on the most infamous and degenerated Republican appellate court in the country: “It is not money laundering if in check form.” Say what? Judge Patterson has more than earned the right to come in from the cold, to a warm Travis County District Court, where the law still matters. For eight years the honorable opponent, Ms..."
"...It's no secret Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson has some big loyalties in life: his party and hunting are on that list. But when the Republican Party decided to schedule the first day of its national convention on the same day as the opening of dove hunting season in Texas, Patterson had a big choice to make..."
"...Aquatics built Ramsey in the Forties, and eight more (Northwest, Brentwood, Patterson, Givens, Govalle, Gillis, St. Johns, and Reed) the following decade..."
"...Will Johnson’s enthralled audiences since college in Denton. Now 44, he’s become a songwriter Jason Isbell and Patterson Hood quote..."
"...Give me my rights. Give me my life back." Kelsey Patterson's last words, May 18...."
"...Dancers Masa Kolar, a freelance artist from Zagreb, Croatia, and Chris Hannon, on loan from the James Sewell Ballet in Minneapolis (and a former member of Ballet Austin), haven't met before the rehearsal, but their compatibility is striking. As choreographer Gina Patterson creates a nuzzling, orbiting, convulsing duet for them, it is apparent that their styles and physiques are completely complementary..."
"...Another little motion on the biggest argument in years for the General Land Office: Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson has granted a permanent easement between Big Bend National Park and the Christmas Mountains Range...."
"...Based on the eponymous creation of James Patterson, the author your mom loves to read, Alex Cross is the third theatrical incarnation of the whip-smart FBI profiler played previously by Morgan Freeman in Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider. This time, however, the role is taken on by the hulking Tyler Perry, who steps so far out of his in-drag Madea comfort zone that it feels, at times, like we’re watching a Saturday Night Live parody of a Patterson pastiche...."
"...Hardly a week has gone by without one: the Austin Museum of Art's sale of the block where it had for 30 years planned to build a permanent Downtown home; Arthouse's elimination of Elizabeth Dunbar's position, followed by the resignations of Jenn Gardner from the staff and Dario Robleto from the board; First Night Austin's dissolution; the departures of major figures from institutions with which they had long associations (curator Jonathan Bober from the Blanton Museum of Art, designer and former department chair Robert Schmidt from the University of Texas Department of Theatre & Dance, second violin Sandy Yamamoto from the Miró Quartet); and most dramatically, changes in leadership at one institution after another – Dana Friis-Hansen leaving the Austin Museum of Art, Ned Rifkin leaving the Blanton, Ken Stein leaving the Austin Theatre Alliance, Latifah Taormina leaving the Austin Creative Alliance, Vincent Kitch leaving the City of Austin Cultural Affairs Division. The latest in this last category is Kevin Patterson, who resigned as general director of Austin Lyric Opera on May 2, a move connected to the ALO board's efforts to stabilize the organization financially...."
"..."Jingle bells, baby!" Texas State University System chancellor Brian McCall was all smiles this morning at the General Land Office as he and Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson announced their big news: The Christmas Mountains are being transferred to TSU to become an open air classroom, open to students and academics from around the state...."
"...Au contraire says Texas' tough-talking Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson, who called the rumors "horse hockey." Yesterday, Patterson sent out an exasperated press release to "once again…let Texans know that if the Alamo and the other Spanish missions in San Antonio are added to the UNESCO World Heritage List, the Alamo will remain entirely under the control of the state of Texas and the Texas General Land Office."..."
"...Kurt Kuhn gets a straight shot at Jan Patterson's 3rd Court of Appeals place 4 seat, but Patterson now faces Amy Clark Meachum, who swapped late from the 353rd to the 201st. Considering that it was Patterson's maneuverings to be appointed to the late Scott Ozmun's 353rd seat that set Democratic faithful against her, it's noteworthy that only Tim Sulak is left in that race..."
"...Directed by: David Hackl. Starring: Scott Patterson, Costas Mandylor, Tobin Bell, Betsy Russell, Julie Benz, Meagan Good, Carlo Rota and Mike Butters..."
"...The 300-year-old denomination formed in opposition to hierarchical command structures and imposed dogma now epitomized both. Battle for the Minds is a passionate, scrupulous document of "The Takeover" that began in 1979 as the brainchild of fundamentalists Paul Pressler and Paige Patterson..."
"...Time within the lives of our fair city’s football fanatics stood still for nearly an hour this morning when UT president Bill Powers and school athletic director Steve Patterson officially welcomed former University of Louisville ringleader Charlie Strong into “the University of Texas family” as the football team’s twenty-ninth head coach...."
"...Kay Bailey Hutchison goes against the grain, Greg Abbott goes fishing, and Jerry Patterson shows his guns. Publicity is on the News Ticker...."
"...Dan Patrick gets tough on immigration, Jerry Patterson gets tough on Dan Patrick, and Lisa Fritsch decides to tough it out. Sinew is on the News Ticker...."
"...Beginning tonight, Patterson Hood, frontman, mainstay, and guiding light of Southern rock juggernaut Drive-By Truckers, rolls into town with his own band, the Downtown Rumblers. Catch them tonight and tomorrow at the Cactus Cafe, then Friday afternoon on the BMI Stage at the Austin City Limits Music Festival...."
"...Sleep Good's 2007 EP, Far From the Sea, introduced then-17-year-old pop savant and onetime Sound Team member Will Patterson as a dreamer of beaches outside his bedroom. Since then, the project has swelled to a local quintet that's issued a flurry of releases, most recently the cassette-only Jungle Box, and toured extensively..."
"... I don’t know the football team’s current religious affiliation, but I can tell you that TCU football has found God. He comes in the form of Coach Gary Patterson, who is 55-20 at the FW (that’s Fort Worth for those of you not afeared of the military) school..."
"...That viral remix of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit," re-tuning the iconic grunge single into major scale intervals, was created by Will Patterson of the Austin band Sleep Good. "Teen Sprite" garnered stories from Billboard, NME, and Esquire, and further proved the difference between grunge and Christian pop-punk is just a couple of notes...."
"...The grammatical faux pas in Will Patterson's recording moniker marks the extent of his creative blunder. After scoring a pair of soundtracks for famed film director Terrence Malick, the former Sound Team member channeled that experience into his sophomore LP, piecing its 11 tracks together to resemble a movie score..."
"...When Mike Cooley returns to the Hole in the Wall tonight and Friday, it will be a homecoming of sorts. Stretching back to the late Nineties, the Drag-bound bar was a regular stop for the Drive-By Truckers, the Southern rock band Cooley and Patterson Hood front, as well as the scene of the raucous crew’s earliest successes in Austin...."
"...Russell (Writer/Director); Julia Stiles in attendance THE SESSIONS - Ben Lewin (Writer/Director) QUARTET - Ronald Harwood (Writer), Dustin Hoffman (Director) SHADOW DANCER - Tom Bradby (Writer), James Marsh (Director) THE SAPPHIRES - Tony Briggs, Keith Thompson (Writers), Wayne Blair (Director) A LATE QUARTET - Seth Grossman, Yaron Zilberman (Writers), Yaron Zilberman (Director) IT'S A DISASTER - Todd Berger (Writer/Director); Julia Stiles and America Ferrera in attendance THE FITZGERALD FAMILY CHRISTMAS - Edward Burns (Writer/Director), Edward Burns in attendance FREE SAMPLES - Jim Beggarly (Writer), Jay Gammill (Director) A.K.A. DOC POMUS - William Hechter, Peter Miller (Directors) ANN RICHARDS' TEXAS - Keith Patterson (Writer), Jack Lofton, Keith Patterson (Directors) CONGRATULATIONS - Juan Cardarelli, Brian Dietzen, Eric M..."
"...The pride of the South, Athens, Ga.'s Drive-by Truckers pull into Stubb's tonight. During a brief layover in Alabama, leader Patterson Hood sounded off on his new solo album, the Truckers' recent comeback collaborations with Betty LaVette and Booker T, and the forthcoming Go-Go Boots...."
"...What do you do when your beach runs out of sand? Add more sand. That’s what Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson and Sen..."
"...Two weeks prior to singer/guitarist Oliver's announcement, he had planned to go back into the group's Big Orange studio with fellow songwriter and bassist Bill Baird, drummer Jordan Johns, keyboardist Gabe Pearlman, and newbie Will Patterson on percussion and keys. Oliver promised a more soulful sound, and while previous efforts nodded toward late-Seventies experimental pop, he talked instead about Booker T..."
"...Sleep Good is Will Patterson, 17-year-old newest member of Sound Team, whose Big Orange label released this self-recorded labor of love. Opener "Dream Tea" recalls the exuberance of Islands' Return to the Sea with eclectic instrumentation and minor bits of experimentation accentuating the summertime pop..."
"...Morgan Babst – The Floating World Rosecrans Baldwin – The Last Kid Left Robert Jackson Bennett – City of Miracles Olga Campos Benz – It's News to Me Christopher Brown – Tropic of Kansas Julie Buntin – Marlena C. Robert Cargill – Sea of Rust Jessie Chaffee – Florence in Ecstasy Dan Chaon – Ill Will Zing Clemmons – What We Lose: A Novel Patty Yumi Cottrell – Sorry to Disrupt the Peace Elizabeth Crane – Turf Jeffrey Cranor & Joseph Fink – It Devours! Elizabeth Crook – The Which Way Tree Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney – The Nest Nicky Drayden – The Prey of Gods Jennifer Egan – Manhattan Beach Owen Egerton – Hollow Nathan Englander – Dinner at the Center of the Earth Jeffrey Eugenides – Fresh Complaint Emily Fridlund – Catapult: Stories and History of Wolves Cristina Garcia – Here in Berlin Sarah Rafael Garcia – SanTana's Fairy Tales Meg Gardiner – Unsub Ryan Gattis – Safe Tom Gauld – Baking with Kafka Nelson George – To Funk and Die in L.A. Manuel Gonzales – The Regional Office Is Under Attack! Christine Granados – Fight Like a Man Daryl Gregory – Spoonbenders Amelia Grey – Isadora Gabe Habash – Stephen Florida Daniel Handler – All the Dirty Parts Rodrigo Hasbún – Affections Laden Hubbard – The Talented Ribkins Lindsay Hunter – Eat Only When You're Hungry Jack Jemc – The Grip of It Rachel Kadish – The Weight of Ink Christina Baker Kline – A Piece of the World Lisa Ko – The Leavers Nicole Krauss – Forest Dark Min Jin Lee – Pachinko Melissa Lenhardt – Sawbones Jardine Libaire – White Fur Attica Locke – Bluebird, Bluebird Fiona Maazel – A Little More Human Simeon Marsalis – As Lie Is to Grin Claire Messud – The Burning Girl Mary Miller – Always Happy Hour Tim Murphy – Christodora Alissa Nutting – Made for Love Deji Bryce Olukotun – After the Flare Jorge Cepeda Patterson – Milena Natasha Pulley – The Bedlam Stacks Alisha Rai – Hate to Want You Jan Reid – Sins of the Younger Sons K Arsenault Rivera – The Tiger's Daughter Emily Robbins – A Word For Love Rakesh Satyal – No One Can Pronounce My Name Cat Sebastian – Ruin of a Rake Jessica Shattuck – The Women in the Castle Karen Shepard – Kiss Me Someone Mia Sosa – Acting on Impulse Bradley Spinelli – The Painted Gun Adam Sternbergh – The Blinds Jonny Sun – Everyone's an Aliebn When Ur an Aliebn Too Paco Ignacio Taibo II – Four Hands and Pancho Villa Takes Zacatecas Gabriel Tallent – My Absolute Darling Sherry Thomas – A Study in Scarlet Women and Conspiracy in Belgravia Amita Trasi – The Color of Our Sky Deb Olin Unferth – Wait Till You See Me Dance: Stories Weike Wang – Chemistry Amanda Eyre Ward – The Nearness of You Stephanie Powell Watts – No One Is Coming to Save Us..."
"...Governor Travis County Total Pcts. Reporting Jerry Patterson 7,620 (23%) 165,777 (12%) 99% David Dewhurst* 11,499 (35%) 376,164 (28%) 99% Todd Staples 4,900 (15%) 235,972 (18%) 99% Dan Patrick* 9,051 (27%) 550,742 (41%) 99% Atty..."
"...Good Vibrations (UK, Ireland) Directors: Lisa Barros D'sa, Glenn Leyburn, Screenwriters: Colin Carberry, Glenn Patterson A chronicle of Terri Hooley's life, a record-store owner instrumental in developing Belfast's punk-rock scene. Cast: Richard Dormer, Jodie Whittaker, Michael Colgan, Karl Johnson, Liam Cunningham (North American Premiere)..."
"...As much of a maternal treasure as she is in her best-known role, that of George Bailey's mom in It's a Wonderful Life, Bondi may be even better here. As a native of Indiana herself, the actress knew the territory intimately and conveyed all that heartland heart, even when trading barbs with her sister Emma (Elizabeth Patterson, recognizable to I Love Lucy fans as Little Ricky caretaker Mrs..."
"...As one of Steve Patterson’s few accomplishments during his tenure at Texas, the hiring of Shaka Smart represents a shake-up at Texas...."
"...The soundtrack follows suit: The very present thrum of 6,000 horsepower underpins Austin sound designer Will Patterson’s fluid, rolling tone poems, further enhanced by the muscular cred of percussionist Billy Martin (Medeski Martin & Wood) and jazz guitarist Bill Frisell, with the occasional pickle bucket and Phillip Glassy signifier thrown in for good documentary measure...."
"...Sun., June 8, 10am-2pm. Rogness Brewing Co., 2400 Patterson Industrial Dr..."
"...Ives Records, a vinyl-only branch of indie favorite Secretly Canadian. Only 300 copies were pressed, so it largely got lost amidst the mid-Aughts’ swing towards blogs and mp3s, but a recent email from short-term Sound Teamer Will Patterson encouraged Baird to revisit the album and ultimately re-release it on Bandcamp, where he hosts much of his robust catalog...."