Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
"...Directed by: Trent Cooper. Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Iris Bahr, Joanna Cassidy, Bruce Bruce, Brooke Dillman, Megyn Price and Joe Pantoliano..."
"..."You haven't been waiting long, have you?" asks Coyle. "You wanna get some coffee? These guys have it set up in the kitchen." These guys: Travis Hagan and Andy Ritchie, two men prowling the office area, answering phones, taking reservations, making photocopies, updating the website..."
"...Jerry Dudley was slated to work Sunday’s Jaguars/Colts game, but a cursory investigation of the former bait salesman’s Facebook page turned up several photos of Dudley outfitted in Jaguars paraphernalia at what appears to be a tailgate party. To no one’s surprise, further scrutiny of Dudley’s profile reveals he’s a two-time divorcee, a high-school dropout, and “Likes” Larry the Cable Guy, Paul Ryan, and Natty Ice...."
"...… It looks like the attention we gave an item before council allowing reactivation of permits on delayed developments was well merited. Item 54 on council’s Thursday agenda allows for the reactivation of permits on construction sites that haven’t gotten the job done in roughly 180 days: it only permits a one-time extension, and applicants must demonstrate efforts were made during the original time frame to, in the parlance of Larry the Cable Guy, git ‘er done..."
"...White (who stuck around to have his photo taken with half the House and their staffers) seemed moved when he announced from the dias, "I find it odd that they make you guys work on Ron White Day." After taking some swipes at Gov. Rick Perry ("When I was traveling abroad, people would ask me what country I was from and I would say Texas..."
"...Can he learn the true meaning of Christmas? Working title and tag line: Get’er Done and Gone. Larry the Cable Guy as the Rocket, Robert De Niro as Joe Torre, Paul Giamatti as Brian Cashman and George Steinbrenner as himself..."
"...This was not a recurrent dream, for this was the only time she dreamed this dream. In the dream she was telling the new tall skinny guy with a growth of beard her dream..."
"...Louis secondary who is notorious for getting in people's heads this season, causing both Titus Young and Josh Morgan to draw penalties out of frustration in consecutive weeks. Is Cutler a guy you want "rattled" playing on your fantasy team? He has some upside, but his downside is among the worst in the league because he gives up on games and teammates while under adversity...."
"..."What's with you guys?" I ask. "Got a big tank of nitrous oxide under your table or something? Man, I wish we could pump that stuff through the vents. It'd make comedy a lot easier."..."
"...Hardcore Corporate Action So, you're walking on the seedier edge of downtown, along where the strip joints and peep shows are, when you hear a guy go "Psst ... hey buddy, step over here ....."
"...After about an hour, we head out, Ron is a little dazed from all the activity, but he offers me a ride back to the hotel. As we're walking to the parking lot, we pass a stretch limo and a fancy black Hummer parked on the street with drivers and security guys standing around..."
"...According to drummer Erik Conn, imitation is the "ultimate flattery" for Austin's Those Peabodys, the subject of the new tribute act, Bros Peabodys, debuting at Hole in the Wall on Saturday, June 12. "This guy Kevin Gately and a couple of his friends were always at our shows, upfront air-drumming and hootin'," relays Conn, who opens with his twopiece improv wrecking crew the Vitamins..."
"...This Sunday, a sneak preview of the much-awaited Futurama(Sun., 3/28, Fox) airs. Futurama is the second animated series by The Simpsons creator Matt Groening and features a regular guy named Fry who finds himself in the year 2999 after a bout with suspended animation..."
"...Directed by: Charles Robert Carner. Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Milicevic, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, Joe Mantegna and Jenny McCarthy..."
"...Directed by: Tyler Perry. Starring: Tyler Perry, Chad Michael Murray, Tika Sumpter, Anna Maria Horsford, Eric Lively, Larry the Cable Guy and Kathy Najimy...."
"...Ted Cruz gets chatty, Todd Staples waters things down, and Larry the Cable Guy takes up punditry. Fetor is on the News Ticker...."
"...We really have no idea who these characters are or what they’re doing. The action then returns to familiar Radiator Springs, where our pals from the original film – the hick tow truck Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) and the handsome race car Lightning McQueen (Wilson) – reunite when the latter returns home from the races..."
"...AC: How often are you asked if you'll ever reunite for a tour or special with the other Blue Collar Comedy guys?..."
"...The visuals are dense and layered – the stadium audience of thousands of cars does “the wave” by flashing their headlights, and Lightning McQueen really does look like Wilson – and the gags come at a rapid clip. (McQueen’s sponsor is the unglamorous Rust-Eeze Medicated Bumper Ointment, and its spokesmen are ramshackle incarnations of Tom and Ray Magliozzi.) But McQueen has to learn the error of his ways (“I’m a one-man show,” he insists, eschewing a crew chief), so the movie strands him in Radiator Springs, a dilapidated stop on historic Route 66, where he learns the true meaning of friendship from the locals: a sexy Porsche (Hunt), a rusty tow-truck (Larry the Cable Guy), two Italian tire specialists (Shalhoub and Quaroni), and Doc (Newman), who might or might not be a retired racer himself..."
"...Harding. Starring: Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls, Marisol Nichols, Danny Trejo and Keith David..."