"...Then we hear them come out. The judges! Simon Cowell (famous asshole!), Heidi Klum (famous German and Seal lover), Mel B (Scary Spice), and Howie Mandel (Canadian germaphobe and actual childhood comedy hero)..."
"...Feb. 1: Heidi Klum's Seriously Funny Kids, 8pm on Lifetime...."
"...This compendium of mini-memoirs includes a few celebrities -- Jerry Bruckheimer (film producer), Julian Schnabel (painter), Heidi Klum (supermodel), but the majority have no name recognition and toil in positions far more mundane. We hear from a Wal-Mart greeter, a telemarketing group supervisor, an adhesives company sales representative, an art mover, and a steelworker..."
"...The supporting work from Owen Wilson as Zoolander’s chief rival Hansel, Will Farrell as the over-the-top fashion designer and evil mastermind Mugatu, and Jerry Stiller as Zoolander’s manager Maury Ballstein is delicious, and a host of other actors such as David Bowie, Justin Theroux, Jon Voight, and David Duchovny can be spotted working in the film’s margins. That, of course, is not to mention the parade of notables who appear in cameos as themselves: Fabio, Lenny Kravitz, Garry Shandling, Paris Hilton, Heidi Klum, Natalie Portman, Cuba Gooding Jr., and that NYC man-about-town Donald J..."
"...A promising start, indeed. Regardless of the outcome, Daniel will have plenty of stories to tell after working with Tim "I only play nice on TV" Gunn, the Teutonic Heidi Klum, and the panel of judges that includes the leathery Nina Garcia, the charming Zac Posen, and guest panelists that include Susan Sarandon, Bette Midler, Miranda Lambert, Kristin Davis, Christian Siriano, and others..."
"...3) Decameron Day 7: REVENGE (Rude Mechanicals) After having a glass of wine and breaking bread on long Italian tables with the Rude Mechs, we were invited to write the names of our enemies (Heidi Klum) on a scrap of paper to be burned and sit and watch a dual soap opera onscreen and onstage...."
"..."Heidi Klum has sent us to hell!" headlined a Belgrade daily after Friday's 2006 World Cup draw put Serbia and Montenegro in a "Group of Death" with Argentina, Holland, and the Ivory Coast. U.S..."
"...To keep viewers tuned in after the game, Fox offers an hourlong Malcolm in the Middle post-Bowl special. Bradley Whitford (West Wing), Susan Sarandon, Christina Ricci, Heidi Klum, Tom Green, Magic Johnson, Howie Long, Terry Bradshaw, and others guest star..."
"...Directed by: Paddy Breathnach. Starring: Alan Rickman, Natasha Richardson, Warren Clarke, Bill Nighy, Josh Hartnett, Rachael Leigh Cook, Rachel Griffiths, Rosemary Harris and Heidi Klum..."
"...Tyler, you play guitar. If you ever stop staring at that picture of Heidi Klum taped to your math book, you might learn something..."