Theatre Review: Born With Teeth

Marlowe’s mad and Shakespeare’s sad in Austin Playhouse production

"...wide, shiny eyes. It’s all in stark contrast to cocksure Kit – hard emphasis on the “cock,” exasperating and..."

April 12, 2024 Arts Feature by Cat McCarrey

The Luv Doc: AI Casanova

Maybe you’re not the Cyrano de Bergerac that reeled them in

"...Anyway, the point is that men have probably been peacocking since shortly after the first pee came out of..."

March 22, 2024 Column by The Luv Doc

Saint Teresa: Richard Linklater and John Pierson on the Icon of Slacker

The director of Slacker and the film's sales agent discuss the creative importance of actor and musician Teresa Taylor

"...years later Todd's still giving me shit, like I cock-blocked his relationship with Madonna. Who knows, she might have..."

Aug. 4, 2023 Screens Feature

Qmmunity: Spirits of Sobriety

Austin's queer community offers intentional alcohol-free events for the sober and sober curious

"...Zuwena says of the little Riverside house's delicious nonalcoholic cocktail options. But when it comes to the why of..."

July 7, 2023 Column by James Scott

Oblivion Access Interview: SPIRIT OF THE BEEHIVE

Philly trio's sound "comes from a deep well of confusion and fear"

"...its crude title, penultimate track "I Suck the Devil's Cock" raises eyebrows in a voyage through feverish beats, psychedelic..."

June 9, 2023 Music Feature by Wayne Lim

The Best Things We Saw at Austin Psych Fest 2023

Toro y Moi, Automatic, and more highlight homegrown festival’s return

"...While most of the back-bending, cock-rock stage moves came – as you’d hope – from..."

May 1, 2023 Music Post by Rachel Rascoe

The Luv Doc: Work to Do

A thought we need to shake out of our heads

"...and while we are sometimes a hit at dull cocktail mixers, in quiet elevators, and at circumcision ceremonies (and..."

Jan. 13, 2023 Column by The Luv Doc

Mr. Smarty Pants Knows

"...The word "cockamamie" originally meant a paper strip with an image that..."

Sept. 30, 2022 Column by Mr. Smarty Pants

Crucial Concerts for the Coming Week

Bigg Robb, Weedeater, the return of Lou Ann Barton, Mike Sailor's Good Time Orchestra, and more

"...come up with a delightful skewering of stupid macho cock-rock with the perfect title, "I'm Sorry, I Can't Rock..."

July 1, 2022 Music Column by Kevin Curtin

30 Years Ago, GG Allin Cleared Austin’s Scuzziest Punk Venue in 24 Minutes

Witness accounts of the notorious shock rocker’s antics and arrest at the Cavity Club

"...a typical sing-along chorus might be, "Needle up my cock/ And I can't get fucked no more."..."

Feb. 18, 2022 Music Feature by Tim Stegall

The Other “ACL” – Austin Corn Lovers Fiesta – Hits Sagebrush on Saturday

Austin all ears for Hickoids, the Beaumonts, Hamell on Trial, the Krayolas, Kathy McCarty and more

"...by Hickoids/Saustex Media main man Jeff Smith to obviously cock a snoot at a certain other mammoth event bearing..."

Oct. 1, 2021 Music Feature by Tim Stegall

Cry Macho

Old man Eastwood heads down to Mexico and into his soul

"...red rooster named “Macho” (uncredited; and yes, there’s a cock joke) – poses few directorial challenges, particularly in its..."

Sept. 24, 2021 Movie Review by Steve Davis

31st Annual Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival Contest Winners

"...Reaper Hot Sauce 3rd Place: Wicked Provisions – Flaming Cock People's Choice Red Sauce 1st Place: ATX Hot Sauce..."

Sept. 17, 2021 Food Feature

The Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival Winners 2021

The judges and fest attendees have tasted and spoken

"...Plum Reaper Hot Sauce 3rd: Wicked Provisions – Flaming Cock..."

Sept. 12, 2021 Food Post by James Renovitch

Werewolves Within

Howlingly hilarious lycanthrope comedy is a shaggy whodunnit

"...for assembling an ensemble that would make Christopher Guest cock an eyebrow. Not only is everyone a plausible candidate..."

June 25, 2021 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker

Fake Fast Food Restaurateur (and Filmmaker) Kevin Smith Welcomes Austin to Mooby's

Silent Bob talks fan connection, veganism, and Mooby's origins

"...a Mooby’s,’ and ‘Oh my God, I’m eating a Cock Smoker' – that’s funny and shit,’ what I’ve got..."

May 11, 2021 Food Post by Kevin Curtin

Public Notice: Conserve What?

Dueling Hancock Conservancies have different priorities

"...Poor little Hancock Golf Course had survived over 120 years – cut..."

Feb. 12, 2021 News Column by Nick Barbaro

Public Notice: Time Keeps on Slipping ...

Everything old is new again?

"...Last week's lead item was the Hancock Golf Course/Park proposals percolating through the city and neighborhoods...."

Oct. 23, 2020 News Column by Nick Barbaro

The Barge People

British monster schlock isn't good, but it's fun

"...(as the deeply judgy Mark witheringly comments), a massive cock, and well, Ben is indeed a massive cock. In..."

Aug. 18, 2020 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker

Bee Tree Farm’s Owner Shares Life on a Busy Goat Dairy Farm

One woman’s farm and education mission

"...plus cheesemaking and goat husbandry classes and several-times-a-month events (Cock-tails and Cuddles, Bubbles and Brunch with Antonelli's, and Two..."

April 17, 2020 Food Feature by Zelly Martin

Book Review: Barn 8

Deb Olin Unferth reveals humor and humanity inside a hen heist

"...work separately, have multiple objects of focus. When they cock their heads, they're getting a series of snapshots from..."

March 9, 2020 Arts Post by Robert Faires

A No Haters Society

"...in a video a sculpture called Xanda Ibarra’s “Tapatio Cock” where the Latinx artist, dressed as her persona La..."

March 2, 2020 Postmarks

Qmmunity: Video by Queer Latinx Artist Xandra Ibarra Pulled From San Antonio Art Exhibit

Plus Ballroom Basics, Greetings From Queer Mountain, and more

"...about strap-ons. Specifically, Oakland, Calif.-based artist Xandra Ibarra's Tapatio Cock, a sculpture the queer Latinx artist wears in her..."

Feb. 28, 2020 Column by Beth Sullivan

The Forgotten Era of Glitter Rock in Mid-70s Austin

The Austin Punk Chronicles, chapter two, part one: glam rock (1972-76)

"...and there swaggered and stomped a band that could've cock-blocked Aerosmith on the arena circuit. Fate never delivered on..."

Jan. 17, 2020 Music Feature by Tim Stegall

Giant Little Ones

Teen sexuality as a spectrum in this tender drama of growing up and coming out

"...Mouse (Wilson), who's been experimenting with wearing a sock cock, and whose purely academic interest in what Franky's packing..."

March 22, 2019 Movie Review by Richard Whittaker

First Look: Tio Pepe Chicken

There’s a lucky rooster, and more flavor combinations than days in the year

"...the crowd and said something to the effect of "Cock-a-doodle-do not hang this guy," prompting a reversal of the..."

Nov. 23, 2018 Food Column by Jessi Cape

Rooster Teeth Finds Some Common Ground

New documentary takes the politics out of the border

"...To find out more about Rooster Teeth, read "Cock of the Walk," May 11...."

Nov. 2, 2018 Screens Post by Richard Whittaker

ACL Live Review: Chvrches

Glaswegians glitter anthemic

"...all heroes wear capes. Besides calling Ted Cruz a “cock popsicle,” Lauren Mayberry loosened her political ennui in an..."

Oct. 14, 2018 Music Post by Alejandra Ramirez

Thunderpussy

"...appealing than Robert Plant's old trouser-stuffing shriek, and dousing cock rock cliches in estrogen may be the ultimate feminist..."

Oct. 12, 2018 Music Feature by Tim Stegall

Trumpet Colossus Kenny Dorham Towers Alongside the Jazz Gods

The Austin musician stands alone in showing up Miles Davis in his autobiography

"...wistful romance with each phrase. Where Lee Morgan, Herbie Hancock, and Wayne Shorter were amongst jazz's vanguard, Dorham existed..."

Sept. 14, 2018 Music Feature by Kahron Spearman

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