"...But little is known about the character or composition of Ravens and Falcons fans. These mysteriosos don’t stand out with unique traditions a la the cheeseheads in Green Bay, Cleveland’s “Dawg Pound,” or the rampant juggalo motif of Oakland’s “Black Hole.” The birdbrains of Maryland and Georgia are an obscure, nondescript people nobody considers, and therefore, cares about: Like those mush-mouthed survivalists making their own squirrel jerky out by the abandoned rail yard...."
"...Rural Wisconsin seems an odd place for electronic experimentation, but never mind the cheeseheads; Zola Jesus is here with her pulsing, Teutonic-edged rhythms. Out of Africa, Part I..."
"...The Mozzarella Company is located at 2944 Elm St., on the east side of downtown Dallas. Cheeseheads can also have fresh cheeses delivered to them through the company's Cheese of the Month Club..."
"...Or that Eduardo Najera -- a warrior who deserved a better fate -- was carried out on his shield after playing every minute of the Sooners' loss to an inferior Purdue team. In Tucson, elderly pensioners are turning the prune juice salty with tears, lamenting the top-seeded Wildcats' defeat to a dull fivesome of cheeseheads..."
"...The Packer defensive line ate dose after nasty dose of Terrell Davis, as the Broncos controlled the clock and in the process beat the holy shit out of the Big, Bad Packers. I'm convinced that, if the game had gone into overtime and Denver won the toss, they would have sliced with rapidity through the exhausted cheeseheads..."
"...These are my thoughts upon wakening, my heart racing spastically, on Sunday morning. I call James, one of Austin's preeminent cheeseheads..."
"...Biggest improvement? The new uniforms! This is a decent football team playing in a tough, tough division. If I lived in the Midwest, I'd be developing a nice, clean dislike for Green Bay and those stupid cheeseheads..."