We Know Where You Should Eat During Sound on Sound

Because Denzel Curry isn't an actual food

Step 1: Pick a SOS Act

A) Small Black

B) Dillinger Escape Plan

C) Tim Heidecker

D) Descendents

E) Run the Jewels

F) Big Boi

G) Protomartyr

H) Purity Ring

I) Wild Nothing

Step 2: Pick a Color

A) Navy(ish)

B) Bright yellow

C) Pepto-Bismol pink

D) Sky blue

Step 3: Pick a SOS Drink Vendor

Photo by John Anderson

A) Austin Eastciders

B) Dark Horse Wine

C) Karbach Brewing

D) Big Bend Brewing

E) Evergreen Chai

F) Wild Bill's Soda

G) JuiceLand

H) Wunder-Pilz Kombucha

I) High Brew Coffee

Step 4: Pick an Essential Accessory

A) Flower crown

B) Jorts

C) Band T-shirt

D) Chanel scarf

E) Hydration pack

F) Blistering sunburn

G) Nipple ring

H) Floppy felt hat

I) Fake Wayfarers

You Got:

Arlo's (and Austin's Pizza, Burro Cheese Kitchen, Cazamance, Cold Ones Pops, Fat Friar, Frank, India Gourmet, the King's Gone Nuts, Micklethwait Craft Meats, Nomad Street Cuisine, Skull & Cakebones, Shawarma Point, Taco Baby, and Vegan Yacht). This is a three-day festival; with lots of chances of getting hungry, why limit yourself to just one?

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