Clearing Up Confusion

RECEIVED Sun., Jan. 11, 2015

Dear Editor,
    Hey, city of Austin, you seem to be confused over several facts, so let me clear them up for you:
   Winter is cold. Rain is wet. Cyclo-cross is muddy. New Year's Eve is a specific date, which cannot be canceled.
    Now that everything is understood, can we have our events back? And while you're at it, bring back Aquafest as well. Sincerely, a resident who cannot afford the hefty C3 bribe apparently needed to keep my favorite events running.
Jason Abels
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