Dear Editor, Hey, city of Austin, you seem to be confused over several facts, so let me clear them up for you: Winter is cold. Rain is wet. Cyclo-cross is muddy. New Year's Eve is a specific date, which cannot be canceled. Now that everything is understood, can we have our events back? And while you're at it, bring back Aquafest as well. Sincerely, a resident who cannot afford the hefty C3 bribe apparently needed to keep my favorite events running.