Godspeed Danzig's Swift Departure

RECEIVED Mon., April 22, 2013

Dear Editor,
    It might be curtains for Kevin Curtin after his music listing for the April 22 Stubb’s show with Danzig and his former Misfit Doyle [Music Listings, April 19].
    Sounds to me like Curtin is trying to make the Dark Lord out to be an unsuccessful drama queen in his reference to the 2011 performance at Fun Fun Fun Fest. I was there, and his ebony Hair Club plugs had given birth to hair black as a raven’s wing.
    The mention of French onion soup went over my head. Careful where ye tread, Curtin … as I write this, Danzig might be doing his 666th bicep curl in anticipation of meeting you.
    All it took for me was to post a poll on his official website message board to get kicked off. I asked fans if after a big Taco Bell meal would the miasma issuing from Danzig’s Southern Hemisphere smell like 1) sulphur, 2) brimstone, or 3) KFC.
    Godspeed Danzig’s swift departure and your safe existence, Curtin.
Frank Anderson
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