Texas Turning More Red All the Time!

RECEIVED Thu., Feb. 28, 2013

Dear Editor,
    I'm glad Gov. Perry ain't letting those rascally commies at the Capitol take away my rights to text and drive. Why, it's bad enough I can't go to school with my gun and drink Schlitz while I'm driving my truck. What's next? I can't jack off while staring at porn on my iPhone and driving my pickup at the same time? All I can say is, Texas is turning more red all the time.
Mike Luther
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