About Time Obama Tackled Gun Control

RECEIVED Fri., Jan. 18, 2013

Dear Editor.
    It's about time Obama grew a pair and put the corporate gun-smokers in their places. The last thing we need is a bunch of gnarley old militia men running our country. Take a bath, get a haircut, and get cable TV. Jesus ain’t coming, and if he was, he wouldn’t be coming for you. And as far as that French, NRA ass-kissing LaPierre dude, he’d get his ass kicked if he walked down any street in France. That's why he comes over here and hides behind his guns. I say get off the Jesus crack and quit looking for accidents that ain’t happened yet. We’ve got enough real-live stuff going on, like all those dead school kids!
Mike Luther
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